Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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I gots to say nothing turns me on more then looking at some of these pics on facebook of these chicks flippin the bird....I mean its so dang sexy...Its the kinda pic you can show your grandkids and tell them thats how you fell for their grandma..
If Sarah Palin married Hilary Clinton, who would be the butch one?
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11-30-2010 13:15
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All I want for Christmas is the charges dropped.
another day closer to being worm food......
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11-30-2010 12:02 by darkwing
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NOTE TO SELF: Please stop writing yourself notes. Love, Self
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11-30-2010 12:00 by VictorA
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How is Justin Bieber 1 of the 10 most fascinating people...
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11-30-2010 11:54
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Son: Dad is it ok to love a midget, Dad- depends on if your nuts over her
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11-30-2010 11:02
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I am addicted to Cold Turkey. Not sure how I will ever quit that one.
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11-30-2010 09:51 by JC
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Give back to your community what they claim to have given to you.
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11-30-2010 09:43
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Hey homeless guy, quick tip: don't panhandle outside the 99 Cent Store, we're not that far from you.
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11-30-2010 09:32
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My daughter spilled a whole bottle of baby powder on her room because she wanted to practice ice skating. Are you serious Disney channel?
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11-30-2010 08:32
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If we really want to keep our sensitive documents safe... Why don't we keep them with Obamas birth certificate?
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11-30-2010 08:29 by Billy
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I'm kinda like Han Solo. Always strokin my own wookie
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11-30-2010 08:00 by chel
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There are only two people I trust in this world... One is myself, and the other one is NOT you.
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11-30-2010 07:40
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I may not be an organ donor, but I owe it to mankind to donate my humor to science!
succesfully finished his rubiks cube, waiting for the paint to dry now
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11-30-2010 05:26 by kibobi
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I can hardly stand the wait, please christmas don't be late!!
Do you know why they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.
Dad, you are like a father to me.
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11-30-2010 02:27
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I won a trip to China now am stuck here waiting to win a trip back home
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11-30-2010 01:59 by kibobi
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