Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Ok, I'm gettin' friend requests from Heathcliffe & Sponge Bob, Cinderella, the Smurfs & Donald Duck talkin bout gettin f&*ked up tonight .. Somethings wrong with this picture
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12-03-2010 15:20 by rtw
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Only 60 shopping days left until black history month!
Am I the only one who thinks that they should be a bracket style tournament for the gangs on Gangland? I would definitely put the DVR to some good use. .
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12-03-2010 13:28 by ff1241
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Sometimes when I'm bored I take red and blue M&Ms and walk up to random people...And try too convince them that one of them will get'em out the Matrix.....
Change your FB profile picture to a hot pin up model/actress from whenever. The goal is not to see an ugly face on Facebook until December 7th. Support those that aren't getting any.
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12-03-2010 12:26
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May your dirty socks crawl up upon your face as you sleep
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12-03-2010 12:25 by B
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Where's the damn easy button!?!
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12-03-2010 12:20
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Wonders why people stare at you when they catch you talking to yourself...EXCUSE ME but I'm having a conversation here!!!
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12-03-2010 12:17
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Life was so simple back when we didn't need a Username and a Password.
if it wasn't obvious before, it should be now.....The 80s had the best cartoons.
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12-03-2010 12:09
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wonders...if a cow gets struck by lightning, is that fast food?
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12-03-2010 12:08 by ;)
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The best thing about this status is by the time you realize it's completely worthless it's too late for you to stop reading it. ;)
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12-03-2010 11:59 by Heather25
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Lord, please place one hand over my shoulder and the other over my mouth!! Thank you!
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12-03-2010 11:55 by ;)
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wants to give someone jello and chopsticks and then sit back and watch the show!
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12-03-2010 11:53 by ;)
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Playing Wheel Of Fortune- Phrase G_F_CK Y_ _RS_LF ..would you like to solve or would you like to buy a vowel??
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12-03-2010 11:49 by Heather25
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How soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
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12-03-2010 11:44 by ;)
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Was always told to practice the Golden Rule-treat others like I wanted to be treated...so I spanked you and pulled your hair.
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12-03-2010 11:33 by Heather25
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You've been banged more times than a ketchup bottle!
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12-03-2010 11:24
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why have rifles, bombs and guns when you can have the good oul fashioned snowball
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12-03-2010 10:51 by Mark S
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Since when does 3-6 inches of snow draw the need for a winter storm warning? Back when I was a kid, we just called that winter.
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12-03-2010 10:33 by Michael
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