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   messageicon I really do wish there was a pause button in life, like those twix commercials when you "need a moment?" I would smack the shet out of some people and they would have no idea what hit them!
←Rate | 12-29-2010 16:11 by TMT Comments (1)  

   messageicon Lefties can argue all they want that they are better than people who use their right hand, but I know for a fact that the right leg is more important than the left. How many people use their left leg when they drive an automatic car?
←Rate | 12-29-2010 15:10 by TMT Comments (0)  

   messageicon just won $10 on a scratch off lottery ticket...that's right, I'm rich.
←Rate | 12-29-2010 15:49 by TMT Comments (0)  


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