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12-07-2010 09:28 by @Torren_T
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Dear Search and Rescue, my Appetite seems to have gone on a wrong bus..haven't seen him in days. Last seen wearing a cheese burger and some chips. If found please return to me. Pls treat as urgent. Thank you
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12-07-2010 06:32 by Doc Noland
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Earlier today I got a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world.I told them to kiss my a$$. Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving..lol
Have you ever taken a dump on the toilet backwards? It's so awesome you can read book or eat a meal or even work on the laptop without heating up your legs. Such a great experience. You never have to get up.
just heard from a friend. Changeyour profile picture by December 12th to your favorite moon of the planet Jupiter to help fight childhood obesity amongst cats. Copy and paste to spread the word.
This Girl At The Office Keeps Trying To Get Me Fired, She Keeps Saying I'm Giving Her Innapropiate Massages At The Work Place, Well I Say Goodluck Sweetheart I Don't Even Work Here