Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Tell me and I'll forget; show me and I'll rememeber; involve me and I'll understand.
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03-20-2011 13:54 by Danmanz
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it me or is majority of your high school friends more ‘Antisocial' these days on Facebook. Like we're all strangers or something…..No? Ok its not just me.
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03-20-2011 13:42 by Danmanz
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So today is officially the first day of Spring! Just think, only a mere 277 more days till Winter arrives again...
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03-20-2011 12:52 by Massena43
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Methinks someone in Washington has discovered that "Hope and Change" is a lot easier to say than it is to deliver .
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03-20-2011 10:16 by none
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The national debt is up 40% since Inauguration Day. Unemployment is up 1.2%. We're not only still fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan; we're now engaged with Libya. Gas prices are approaching $4.00/gal, and we're halfway through the fiscal year and sti
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03-20-2011 10:14 by none
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Note to self: That was way to much beer!

50% of my weirdness makes the other 50% creepy.
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03-20-2011 08:52
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Breaking: French warplanes engaging Libyan air force. Related: France surrenders to Libya.
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03-20-2011 05:20 by Joe
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Why is Germany sitting out the no-fly Zone? Uh, history of losing in N. Africa?
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03-20-2011 05:18 by Joe
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Since when did "Paint By Numbers" make an EYEBROW kit?!?!?!
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03-20-2011 04:32 by Bryan
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comment "An acute failure of the victim selection process." next time someone post the video of the fat kid body slaming the little bully
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03-20-2011 03:28 by ff1241
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Fact: Tan cellulite looks better than pale cellulite.
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03-20-2011 01:24 by jt
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I love old people because they're wise and smell like soup.
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03-20-2011 01:23 by jt
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Homeless people dont have it too bad; I mean.......they dont have to pay taxes, WORK, pay bills, hell.......they can freakin sleep anytime they want!
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03-20-2011 01:21
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To all you guys out there that "pimp" out your truck , its like dressing your son up in girls clothes.
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03-20-2011 01:00
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Supermoon is awesome!!! Oh wait, that's a streetlight.....
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03-20-2011 00:07 by Bill
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just caught a glimpse of the supermoon coming from behind the clouds.. It looked like..... the moon!
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03-19-2011 23:45 by timboss
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I think long engagements are important because you should really get to know someone before you totally use and degrade them.
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03-19-2011 22:58 by punkie
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OK, Super Moon has arrived. Not quite what I expected ., it was kinda super. Not Super Duper but yeah.
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03-19-2011 22:28 by punkie
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So the US Supreme court has ruled that you have the right under the First Amendment to protest military Funerals....I invite you to Start your protest in my front yard and we can see if your first amendment is better than my Second Amendment...
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03-19-2011 20:22
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