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   messageicon and now.. to Ollie Williams in the Black-u-breaking news room.. Ollie? OSAMA DEAD!!!!!
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon justin bieber is still alive :(
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:15 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry nobody seems to want to tell all the spanish people out there so allow me "Osama está muerto."
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon S/O to the death of Bin Laden!!! Word has it, he was at Bush house eating dinner & choked on a chicken wing!!!
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:13 by 2funny Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking...Am I the only one that finds it ironic that President Obama waited to interrupt network TV on Osama Bin Ladens death right before Donald Trump was about to fire someone on "The Celebrity Apprentice"?
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:12 by vybe Comments (1)  


   messageicon Hey Osama I hope you like guy's because I have 72 for you
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok soo Wal-Mart is full of people buying beer and chips it looks like Bin Laden "Death" will be a national celebration! wooohoo can I hear the Fire Works?
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Osama, must suck when you wake up in Hell & realize those 70 virgins were not women after all, but 70 male virgins that are sooo ready to tear that ass up in Hell.
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Barack Obama will now use this convenient news of killing of Osama Bin Laden as his biggest selling point to the voters for the 2012 Presidential Election. "Under my watch, we took down Bin Laden..."
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon at least the news will make ppl shut the f**k up bout the "royal wedding"
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Osama isn't dead until Trump sees the death certificate!
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It took 10 years, but you finally got yours!
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:04 by Judge Coe Comments (0)  


   messageicon We got rid of Saddam, we got rid of Osama, now lets get rid of Gaddafi!
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:03 by hecksta Comments (0)  


   messageicon Osama Bin Laden is enjoying his 12 virgins right about now.
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:03 by Magnus Comments (0)  


   messageicon Peace out, Osama... tell the Devil I said, "Hey" when you get back to where you're from.
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can I fill my gas tank with Bin Laden's blood?
←Rate | 05-01-2011 22:57 by momjovi69 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Satan has a new room mate!!! Bin Laden is dead!
←Rate | 05-01-2011 22:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stephen Hawking is British? Weird... I never noticed an accent.
←Rate | 05-01-2011 22:54 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon Am online on facebook only in morning, afternoon, evening and night.. otherwise am busy in study.
←Rate | 05-01-2011 22:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon [ ] single [ ] taken [x] dating imaginary person, that's perfect for me
←Rate | 05-01-2011 22:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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