Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   You know what would be better than leaving our porchlights on for Caylee tonight? Have hunters turn their spotlights on Casey and turn the hounds loose....

   Just heard the Octo mom called Casey Anthony asking her how to spell chloroform

   There should be a weight limit on High Heels!

   Not guilty? This is the worst episode of Law & Order ever.

   I never realized how many people I know that cared about Britney Spears's sister...

   having at least one more drink then may not call it a night

   Casey Anthony didn't even get a slap on the hand. She did however get her fingers dirty by getting fingerprinted.

   America... the only country in the world where not buckling your child in a seatbelt carries a bigger penalty than murdering your child.

   TMZ is reporting that OJ Simpson and Casey Anthony are now dating after finding out they have things in common on eharmony.com....

   Somewhere in Florida, a strip club just gained an employee.

   IT WAS Professor Plum in the library with the candlestick...NOW EVERYONE GET OVER IT!

   eventually we all stop lying about our age and start bragging about it!!!

   I think Casey Anthony should be the new baby sitter for all the jurors' kids..

   Facebook should a "More than Friends" Request button or basically a "F#@K Buddy" request!

   That embarrassing moment when Nancy Grace heard that verdict

   if I would of known that buying a new ride-on lawn mower, my wife would mow the lawn all the time, I would of bought it 10 years ago.

   ‎"Plank" Party at Casey Anthony's!!!!

   What Would Dexter Do?

   I'm thinking I should have told the truth. Where's my granddaughters justice now?

   Breaking News: Nancy Grace calls in sick for work...