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The sprite from McDonald’s could probably fry some chicken
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DONT TOUCH THIS” has got to be the scariest thing to read in braille
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Have you ever wondered how stupid people knew they were being stupid before the slap to the back of the head was invented?
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why is it that we Park in a Driveway and Drive in a Parkway?
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I saved my husband's life insurance company $500,000 dollars by switching to xanax.
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I hate being bi-polar. It's really awesome.
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I'm Sychic and I know what you're thinking right now. You're thinking I spelled psychic wrong.
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08-20-2025 07:25 by
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Harvesting work from paperclips
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Zero by dividing.
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I'm electrineering the engineers.
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If ignorance is bliss, you must be ecstatic at all times.
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Did you develop your personality in a car crash?
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What doesn’t kill you disappoints the rest of us.
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You could have been an extra in Chernobyl.
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Just saw your picture on social media, and you look like a “before” picture.
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Don’t worry, someday the other one will drop.
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08-18-2025 19:11
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You do you. Because God knows no one else will.
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Pickleball. As if tennis wasn't g@y enough already.
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08-17-2025 12:27 by
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come on guys, off my back, I posted some funny ones this time. Gary K.
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Don’t trust people who avoid the sun. They’re shady.
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