Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   undressing your profile pic with his eyes and you look hot

   trying to find out who's on first and what's on second?!?

   crakalakin

   a flirt..but your boyfriend likes it

   cute but psycho..things even out

   totally gonna take over the world one day >=D

   talking to his inner voices..& they don't like you

   radiating a glow of pure awesomeness

   "busy, you're ugly, have a nice day"

   an expert on padded cells

   getting enough exercise pushing her limits

   making cows laugh and watching milk run out their nose

   a genius. I can talk and listen to myself at the same time!

   "the Doctor of Death, and I have come to cure you of your life."

   running out of places to hide the bodies...

   in a PBS world with a MTV mind

   ..forget subway..I got your five dollar foot long right here baby...

   "thinking life's allot like super Mario bros, gotta slay a few dragons to get to the princess"

   running with scissors... makes me feel dangerous!

   "Too many freaks, not enough circuses"