Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Goodbye M.J... you touched everyone in all generations in some manner. Mind you, touching the kids WAS innaproprate though...

   the world had a crazy week, two rich white women and Ed McMahon have passed.

   has started calling the office secretaries his minions muahaha!

   Thinks that since Michael Jackson was 90% plastic, they should melt him down and turn him into Legos so little kids can play with him for a change.

   I heard Michael Jackson actually died of food poisoning... Apparently they found some 12 year old nuts in his mouth.

   Keep on working, millions on welfare depend on you!

   the doctor looked at it his watch for Michael's time of death. The big hand was touching the little hand.

   knows when Farrah got to heaven, God asked her if she had any last wishes. She said she wanted all of the children of the world to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.

   Imagine if the Amish had Facebook and played Mafia wars it would go sumtin like this ...."You were attacked by Don Yoder he has beaten you with A hoe, 3 horse n buggies, 6 bonnets, 3 aprons and a goat taking 1 energy and built you a chair!!!!!"

   Well in happier news....Abe Vigoda is still alive!!

   "Shut up facebook.I'm trying to do my homework,"

   answers Bob Dylan's question: "How many roads must a man walk down before they call him a man?" The answer is 14! Now get a job you freaking hippie!!!

   doesn't use no double negatives.

   Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

   if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCALATOR = EVERLASTING FUN

   doesn't suffer from insanity... he enjoys every minute of it.

   thinks a clean house is the sign of a broken computer.

   taking life with a pinch of Salt...with a slice of lemon...and a shot of Tequlia!!!

   wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger. Then it hit

   I'm not opinionated, you're just always wrong!