Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   thnks you can observe alot just by watching

   tired of using technology

   wonders what would happen if he was scared half to death....twice??

   not a complete idiot, some pieces are missing!

   what we have here...is a failure to communicate....

   the way it used to be.

   starting group meetings at my house for people with OCD, & if anyone feels the urge to tidy up, by all means go ahead

   not every flower can say love, but a rose does. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus does. Not every retard can read... but look at you go!

   boys are like slinkies...useless but fun to watch fall down stairs

   life sucks (mood:optimistic)

   Out playing hide and seek with Osama Bin Ladin. Damn he's good!

   just hung up with the muffin man. he said he's feeling crummy

   hosting a naked twister sausage party. $5.00 @ the door. Food stamps accepted as usual!

   going to go postal, but I have to wait 4 -6 weeks for them to find my rifle in the mail.

   me? addicted to facebook? naah... (why isnt anybody commenting on this status!!! I'm waiting for the red number to pop up)...

   the reason you get up in the morning <3

   printing off a fresh new batch of twenty dollar bills

   thinks they need to have a twelve-step help group for compulsive talkers. They would call it On Anon Anon.

   1) Scroll to the bottom of your Facebook page. 2) On the bottom left corner, click English: US. 3) When the language selection appears, click English: Pirate. 4) watch what happens.

   always late. My ancestors arrived on the Juneflower for cryin' out loud!