Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   trying to stop being indecisive, but is not sure about it...

   can now be brought to you in HD.

   the answer

   gonna change my facebook status, but I got high...

   cool like the other side of the pillow

   usually good looking, but today is his day off.

   decided to continue with the beatings until morale improves

   considers obese people to be dyslexic anorexic

   wondering why its called a search party....

   attending life, and has no plans afterwards

   wondering "Do I think I am Paranoid?"

   does not take fashion advice from people who wear crocs

   would have brought sexy back but I lost the receipt

   beating his record for consecutive days alive!

   Schizophrenic, and so am I.

   Gone with the Wind!

   ...To be Continued

   wearing a thong made of shamrocks...

   applied for job at AIG, I heard they get paid!

   due to the economic crisis is now only "pimping his profile".