Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   a negative influence on you!

   "knows when you are sleeping, knows when you're awake "

   making a list and checking it twice

   Miss Understood

   done signing autographs

   everywhere that's anywhere

   successfully licked one of his elbows!

   "wants to do a 68, you go down and I'll owe you one. "

   "wonders, ""Is there a mirror in your pants, cause I see myself in them."" "

   the money you could be saving from Geico

   all your status messages are belong to us

   your destiny

   got Santa in a headlock

   giving love a bad name

   dancing naked on your roof.

   wondering how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop

   making the sun shine

   elevated to the point of reversing gravity

   Enduring Peace

   smells like teen spirit