trump Funny Status Messages

   Trump and Hillary are on the same plane. Plane crashes, who survives? America

   Trump Unfit? Obama entered office without any successful executive experience .... and after Eight Years in Office ..... Will leave .... in the same way .....

   319 million people in the US and somehow after an exhaustive search we ended up with Trump and Hillary! So .... I guess if you want a leader that is full of corruption and deceit you know which one to vote for. Or vote for the other one.

   Trump or Hillary? Top socket or bottom socket?

   Trump or Clinton is about as appealing as a Doctor saying "Ointment or suppository?" to me.

   Melania Trump denies breaking immigration laws, claims she was born in Chicago and graduated from Princeton.

   After Trump Implodes: Twitter will become so boring, all we'll have is Kardashian/Swift feuds.

   Donald Trump's Economic Team: 1) His accountant. 2) Random billionaire. 3) Omarosa. 4) Wesley Snipes. 5) Bernie Madoff.

   everytime a news organisation asks either Trump himself or one of his children on any network, they always start with...Well Hillary did this...! GIVE US YOUR POLICIES MR TRUMP instead of shifting the blame.

   Trump is qualified because he runs successful businesses? Kim Kardashian is a reality star that runs successful businesses also.

   Trump and I do agree on one thing. We'd both like to b@ng his daughter.

   Donald Trump probably doesn't even wanna be president cause then he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood

   Make America great again lets climb the trump tower.....

   I can't believe Carrot Tops career is so bad he has to climb Trump Tower with a bag full of props.....

   41% of Trump voters say Hillary is the devil. While the other 59% say she's just a demon in a pantsuit.

   Trump supporters criticizing Malia Obama for smoking pot like all of Trump's sons haven't done coke off a hooker's breasts in the last week.

   if Trump can't keep people from climbing his tower, how is he going to keep them from climbing his wall?

   Really hoping Donald Trump wins the 2020 Olympic fencing competition.

   Pity Donald Trump never considered building a wall around his trousers.

   IS relies on propaganda to recruit. Trump did the same with his 2nd Amendment remark!