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   messageicon My son asked me what a dilemma was? "Imagine you're naked and in a big bed" I explained, "A beautiful woman on one side and a gay man on the other... Who are you going to turn your back on?"
←Rate | 05-29-2017 14:45 by Schooldog Comments (3)  


   messageicon I went on eBay this afternoon looking for a Dictaphone ...they gave me Obama's phone number.
←Rate | 07-02-2014 23:57 by Schooldog Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today some celebrate Cinco de Mayo, but not me! ..Today I celebrate "International Overindulgence of Alcohol Day"! "May a Fifth be with you!"
←Rate | 05-05-2014 14:37 by Schooldog Comments (0)  



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