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X My son asked me what a dilemma was? "Imagine you're naked and in a big bed" I explained, "A beautiful woman on one side and a gay man on the other... Who are you going to turn your back on?"
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←Rate | 05-29-2017 14:45 by Schooldog

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Tuesday May 30, 2017 @ 08:54 PM

Beware. A pathetic psychopath troll named Ray frequents this site. Ray has gone so far as to wish death upon innocent children. This is the type of person Ray is. Do not waste a second of your life engaging this useless piece of human garbage. Attention is what he seeks, deny him that.

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