Schooldog Funny Status Messages

   Today some celebrate Cinco de Mayo, but not me! ..Today I celebrate "International Overindulgence of Alcohol Day"! "May a Fifth be with you!"

   My son asked me what a dilemma was? "Imagine you're naked and in a big bed" I explained, "A beautiful woman on one side and a gay man on the other... Who are you going to turn your back on?"

   I went on eBay this afternoon looking for a Dictaphone ...they gave me Obama's phone number.