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   messageicon I just had ice cream WITHOUT sprinkles ... OMG diets sure are hard!!
←Rate | 07-10-2020 10:51 by Fluff!! Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I had a dollar for eveytime I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream
←Rate | 07-01-2020 11:12 by Fluff!! Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not one person asked me how much faster I can run in my new shoes. Being an adult is f'n dumb!!
←Rate | 08-20-2019 16:26 by Fluff!! Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I had 10 cookies, and you took half, what would you have? ... THAT'S RIGHT!! A black eye and a broken hand!!!
←Rate | 08-13-2019 15:27 by Fluff!! Comments (0)  


   messageicon WOW! I can't believe the Guard who was guarding Jeffery Epstein was killed in an automobile accident - Tomorrow or Monday!
←Rate | 08-11-2019 16:00 by Fluff!! Comments (0)  


   messageicon WebMD is updating their servers because of a virus. Well, they think it's a virus, but it could be kidney failure, a heart murmur, gallstones, or possibly appendicitis.
←Rate | 06-16-2018 17:50 by Fluff!! Comments (1)  


   messageicon EXERCISE?? Shoot, I thought you said EXTRA PIES!!!
←Rate | 09-05-2017 11:10 by Fluff!! Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's much better to wake up and go pee than to go pee and wake up
←Rate | 01-14-2017 22:45 by FLUFF!! Comments (0)  


   messageicon You'd think my boss would know me by now and stop asking me everyday if I've been drinking.
←Rate | 04-23-2015 08:01 by Fluff!! Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roses are red, violets are blue. I hate rhyming. PENlS.
←Rate | 04-15-2015 12:46 by Fluff!! Comments (0)  



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