Funny Status Message #186816

Funny Status Messages | Status Message Generator | Recent Comments

X says WebMD is updating their servers because of a virus. Well, they think it's a virus, but it could be kidney failure, a heart murmur, gallstones, or possibly appendicitis.
status message box

Save as Image

Related Status Messages:

# 51951 WARNING!!!! New virus on FB! (ASTC-virus, AssStuckToChair). The virus glues you to your chair for several hours! No housework will be done, children will starve and the dog will not get its walk. You're likely to lose all contact to the outside world. Put
# 198718 Bill Gates is telling everyone what to do about the virus but he can't even stop windows from getting a virus...
# 197343 Virus or no virus, cruises hold no appeal for me. It's akin to a 5 star house arrest that's centered around overeating, which I can do quite well in the comfort of my own home.

←Rate | 06-16-2018 17:50 by Fluff!!

Comments (1)

Back | View All Status Messages | View More by Fluff!!

Comments for this message(Page 1 of 1)

Post a Comment

Sunday June 17, 2018 @ 02:42 PM

.. Or terminal cancer lol

Note: If an administrator or moderator post a comment their name will be bold and in blue (ie: TJ). Do not accept imitations.
1 |

Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.

Funny Facebook Statuses

Site Links

Post a Comment:
Comment:
Name:
	Security Code: