tracy Funny Status Messages



Sort:  Recent   |   Oldest   |   Rating


Search Messages:
[Clear]
«Previous
1

Search results for status messages containing 'tracy': View All Messages
Page: 1 of 3

   messageicon "the ""she"" in ""that's what she said""! "
←Rate | 01-17-2009 16:26 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Finally got around to deleting my Twitter account today. It could be that I just paraniod, but I swear somebody was following me...
←Rate | 02-24-2010 19:35 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon SURGEON GENERAL WARNING: The amount of Alcohol consumed can directly increase the amount of facebook activity.
←Rate | 04-15-2010 17:02 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon A recent study conducted by UCLA just discovered that doing just about anything increases your risk of death.
←Rate | 05-05-2010 17:03 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon A recent 100 million dollar study conducted by Harvard University just discovered that running out of money may be the main cause for Bankruptcy.
←Rate | 05-07-2010 14:49 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if a man says to a woman,"Girl, you better go in the kitchen and bring me a sandwich," Do you know what a good comeback for that ladies? You better "comeback" with a God damn sandwich.
←Rate | 05-09-2010 22:01 by Tracy Comments (3)  


   messageicon Yes, "facebooking" IS an action verb. Along with googling, tweeting and farmvillin'.
←Rate | 05-10-2010 18:23 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon As Americans we should fight like hell for the right to draw a picture of Muhammad, but then choose not to.
←Rate | 05-20-2010 15:17 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry, quoting bible scriptures to me isnt going to convince me. I could quote "Stars Wars" or "Twilight" and it would be just as profound.
←Rate | 05-20-2010 16:15 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Great ideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds
←Rate | 05-24-2010 19:55 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's pretty hot today, but I'll take the heat over the cold any time. Heat = slight sweaty discomfort; drink cold water as needed. Cold = Physical pain of the extremities; sit in a hot tub and dont get out until spring .
←Rate | 05-27-2010 17:12 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.
←Rate | 05-31-2010 20:11 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon making love to your pregnant wife is like putting gas in a car you've already wrecked.
←Rate | 06-02-2010 13:12 by Tracy Comments (2)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: U.S. Kills Al-Qaeda's Number 3 for Nine Thousandth Time
←Rate | 06-06-2010 18:24 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Former President Bush suggested invading the "Gulf of Mexico" to control the BP oil spill. He also proposed forming a mercenary force made up of BP executives and oil rig operators called "The Coalition of the Spillin'
←Rate | 06-06-2010 18:31 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Grilled by the media contantly in recent weeks, authorities have stated that they had been following failed "Times Square Bomber" Faisal Shahzad for months, but only on Twitter.
←Rate | 06-06-2010 18:51 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon You are so pathetic that Tom wont even be friends with you on myspace.
←Rate | 06-07-2010 19:48 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Finds that the best place to pick up women is at the Immigration Office.
←Rate | 06-08-2010 23:13 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinks they should have Extreme Bejeweled Blitz Tournaments on the OCHO
←Rate | 06-11-2010 19:02 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon so awesome, that when I go swimming, dolphins appear.
←Rate | 06-11-2010 19:34 by Tracy Comments (0)  



«Previous
1

[Search Results] [View All Messages]
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:

... characters left