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   messageicon at the supermarket dropping Cucumbers and KY Jelly into random peoples trolleys !!
←Rate | 01-19-2010 17:11 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon Our boss called the office together this morning to show us where all the plug sockets are. I hate power point presentations.....
←Rate | 01-21-2010 17:02 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon never apologizes. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am....
←Rate | 01-22-2010 12:59 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm gonna get a #2 tattooed on my back... just so the person behind me knows what position their in !!!
←Rate | 01-23-2010 20:31 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon My new doctor is a very attractive busty blonde.....I have now given up eating apples !!!!
←Rate | 01-25-2010 16:25 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to McDonald's for a salad like going to a brothel for a hug....
←Rate | 02-17-2010 19:22 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hav finally finished my 40,000 piece Jigsaw, it reads- " Get a life you sad F**k "
←Rate | 02-18-2010 16:31 by Y.P Comments (1)  


   messageicon I used to see this girl across the road from me. She would get naked for me each morning it was great. But now she closes her curtains.
←Rate | 02-18-2010 18:49 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way. Through the driver's door.
←Rate | 02-22-2010 17:59 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just shaved a hedgehog. It was pointless.
←Rate | 02-22-2010 18:00 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was walkin past my neighbours white van that was covered in dirt ,someone had wrote on it, "I wish my wife was as dirty as this van." I just couldn't help myself from writing, " She is... When your at work
←Rate | 02-25-2010 18:54 by Y.P Comments (6)  


   messageicon Cocaine is never a solution. Unless of course, you dissolve it in water.
←Rate | 02-26-2010 18:56 by Y.P Comments (3)  


   messageicon -- I lost my watch earlier, I would have looked for it but I just didn't have the time......
←Rate | 02-28-2010 10:25 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not saying my girlfriend is thick, but we had a gas leak and she put a bucket under it.....
←Rate | 03-01-2010 16:27 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sky News "Tree Falls On Bank" Does anyone happen to know what branch ?
←Rate | 03-01-2010 19:12 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon Call it a hunch, but I'm pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine.
←Rate | 03-01-2010 19:20 by Y.P Comments (8)  


   messageicon -- split up from the missus yesterday, I'm now very sad and upset. I had to go to work today with my clothes creased.....
←Rate | 03-02-2010 16:34 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ironically, it's really hard when you suffer from impotency
←Rate | 03-05-2010 19:10 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon Viagra is now available in powder form for your tea. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.
←Rate | 03-06-2010 15:15 by Y.P Comments (0)  


   messageicon i'm such a fabulous cook, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on!
←Rate | 03-07-2010 12:23 by Y.P Comments (0)  



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