Funny Status Message #13419

X My new doctor is a very attractive busty blonde.....I have now given up eating apples !!!!
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# 33381 Ok...tryin to loose weight... I went to the doctor this mornin. He ask.. How's your diet? I said I've been eating apples, bananas, oranges . Then he asked... "have you seen a skinny gorilla," I said FU!!
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# 119387 I go to the Doctor daily,,,,,,,,, Cuz I just couldn't stand having to eat anymore apples

←Rate | 01-25-2010 16:25 by Y.P | Tags: Approved

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