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   messageicon ▒▒broke my spac▒ebar but ▒▒a▒▒ little duct tape goes▒▒ a long w▒ay….
←Rate | 07-17-2011 22:30 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey, did you have a good time last night? It was Smurf-tacular! Yeah, I saw you leave with Smurfette. As we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me. Shut the Smurf up! Yeah! Right in the Smurfing parking lot? Smurf-Yeah! Oh! That is freaking Smurf
←Rate | 07-27-2011 16:56 by jcgj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here, put these floaties on your ankles ...
←Rate | 09-03-2011 20:56 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Going to Mark Zuckerberg's house to move around all his furniture and see how he likes it !!!
←Rate | 09-28-2011 08:22 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll beat you with my Bulbasaur.... :p lol
←Rate | 10-09-2011 22:44 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon 10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash – Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.
←Rate | 10-10-2011 22:46 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon ___\(._.\) TO THE WINDOWS (/._.)/ TO THE WALL…
←Rate | 10-10-2011 22:50 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ Sorry, I just dropped my bag of Doritos.
←Rate | 04-16-2012 18:25 by jcgj Comments (0)  


   messageicon ..R.I.P - Adam Yauch, Co- Founder of the Beastie Boys
←Rate | 05-05-2012 02:24 by jcgj Comments (0)  


   messageicon the wheels of the bus go round and round. And it's making me sick.
←Rate | 05-08-2012 19:17 by jcgj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Doctors handwriting: ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏ ﹏. What I see: ǽ₮∂₩£. What the pharmacist sees: Aspirin you dumb ass.
←Rate | 05-22-2012 20:09 by jcgj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Time is like a stretched elastic band. You can't let it go or it'll come back and take your balls out.
←Rate | 05-22-2012 20:13 by jcgj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Take my wife....... for example !!!
←Rate | 06-10-2012 01:06 by jcgj Comments (0)  


   messageicon My ex texted me: I Miss You... So I replied: We're sorry, the subscriber you are trying to reach doesn't give a f*ck
←Rate | 07-18-2012 02:02 by jcgj Comments (0)  


   messageicon While un-locking the door I dropped my keys this, and in one motion with lightning quick reflexes I caught them and punched myself in the balls.
←Rate | 07-18-2012 17:20 by jcgj Comments (0)  


   messageicon James Holmes was able to legally buy 6000 rounds of ammo online, and Tommy Chong was put in jail for selling bongs.
←Rate | 07-21-2012 15:56 by jcgj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Official sponsor and supplier for the London 2012 Olympic Games. ..RAIN !
←Rate | 07-30-2012 22:14 by jcgj Comments (0)  


   messageicon But it's a Stress Ball, I thought I was suppose to throw it at who, or whatever was stressing me out . .when I seen the blue and red lights flashing, and that loud siren. . . .wait, wha? How am I suppose throw it with hand-cuffs.
←Rate | 08-03-2012 16:55 by jcgj Comments (1)  


   messageicon North Korea is shaking some big balls at the United States, though they're most likely photoshopped !
←Rate | 04-04-2016 18:44 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thank god the U.S. election is over......I almost forgot who Kim Kardashian West is !!
←Rate | 11-11-2016 23:00 by JCGJ Comments (0)  



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