Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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   messageicon engineering the electricals.
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (6)  


   messageicon dividing by zero!
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (3)  


   messageicon "has changed their status to ""drinking beer in the shower."" 9:03am"
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (1)  


   messageicon an office zombie: Bored to undeath
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (1)  


   messageicon harvesting paperclips from work
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (1)  


   messageicon not the droid you're looking for.
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon the next contestant on The Price Is Right!
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (1)  


   messageicon taking over the world
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (3)  


   messageicon trapped in the Facebook status message textbox; send help!
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon making friends and influencing people
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon chillin like a villain.
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon known to cause cancer in the state of California
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon an unlicensed helicopter pilot.
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon carbon based.
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon 200 degrees (that's why they call him Mr. Fahrenheit [he's traveling at the speed of light]).
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon "not the issue here, Dude."
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon doing the truffle shuffle
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (3)  


   messageicon "never on schedule, but always on time."
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (1)  


   messageicon the one who stole the frigg'n cookie from the cookie jar. Now shut up!
←Rate | 11-08-2007 19:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon walking through the intensive care unit dressed as the grim reaper
←Rate | 11-09-2007 17:54 by Jacob Comments (21)  



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