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   messageicon Place aluminum foil in a paper shredder ... BOOM TINSEL !!
←Rate | 12-14-2018 20:52 by JCGJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon All houses made out of wood are tree houses.
←Rate | 01-19-2018 23:52 by JCGJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm making my house into an Italian restaurant.
←Rate | 12-25-2018 21:24 by JCGJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thank god the U.S. election is over......I almost forgot who Kim Kardashian West is !!
←Rate | 11-11-2016 23:00 by JCGJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon I got kicked out of my Community Theater group when the director asked to see me Limp. How was I to know he was talking about walking?
←Rate | 12-19-2016 15:37 by JCGJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon What if... what if dogs love us so much because they know we're made of bones.
←Rate | 10-13-2018 20:08 by JCGJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll beat you with my Bulbasaur.... :p lol
←Rate | 10-09-2011 22:44 by JCGJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon North Korea is shaking some big balls at the United States, though they're most likely photoshopped !
←Rate | 04-04-2016 18:44 by JCGJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon Christmas - The time of year when you can get the whole dysfunctional family together under one roof!
←Rate | 12-13-2016 21:24 by JCGJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon Here, put these floaties on your ankles ...
←Rate | 09-03-2011 20:56 by JCGJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon I've had only had one glass of wine. . . Glass, bottle. . . whatever. . . A bottle is glass, right ??
←Rate | 12-19-2016 15:34 by JCGJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon ___\(._.\) TO THE WINDOWS (/._.)/ TO THE WALL…
←Rate | 10-10-2011 22:50 by JCGJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon I’m convinced that Nature Valley Crunchy Granola Bars are made by Dyson.
←Rate | 06-04-2020 22:16 by JCGJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon The “thank you wave”👋🏼 after letting someone merge their car in front of yours is the one thing holding this fragile society together.
←Rate | 12-04-2021 14:12 by JCGJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon James Holmes was able to legally buy 6000 rounds of ammo online, and Tommy Chong was put in jail for selling bongs.
←Rate | 07-21-2012 15:56 by jcgj Comments (0)  

   messageicon My ex texted me: I Miss You... So I replied: We're sorry, the subscriber you are trying to reach doesn't give a f*ck
←Rate | 07-18-2012 02:02 by jcgj Comments (0)  

   messageicon Official sponsor and supplier for the London 2012 Olympic Games. ..RAIN !
←Rate | 07-30-2012 22:14 by jcgj Comments (0)  

   messageicon ..R.I.P - Adam Yauch, Co- Founder of the Beastie Boys
←Rate | 05-05-2012 02:24 by jcgj Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ryan Lochte is going to be a father, which proves that no matter how stupid you may be, it only takes one strong swimmer to get somebody pregnant.
←Rate | 12-15-2016 05:13 by JCGJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon Still waiting for Activision to come out with "Call of Duty" for Atari 2600
←Rate | 02-09-2017 21:31 by JCGJ Comments (0)  

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