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openquote You walked away from me baby
I would've never done the same
You made me feel like our love was not real
You threw it all away,closequote
- Joe Jonas
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openquote I like nonsense, it wakes up brain cellsclosequote
- Dr. Suess
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openquote Is it enough to love/ Is it enough to bleed/ Somebody RIP MY HEART OUT / AND LEAVE ME HERE TO BLEED/ Is it enough to DIE/ Somebody SAVE MY LIFE/ I'd rather be ANYTHING BUT ORDINARY, PLEASEclosequote
- Avril Lagine- Anything But Ordinary
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openquote When god gives you lemons you find a new godclosequote
- Collegehumor
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openquote Who needs bean bag chairs, just sit on your enemiesclosequote
- Carly Luck
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openquote Boys like football so girls can too.closequote
- Lulu Jacksion
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openquote Wining horse doesnt knows how it wins ....: it runs due 2 d pain given by d rider so think wen ur in pain god himself wants 2 win............:)closequote
- Swami Vivekanandha
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openquote So I smash my face into a mirror, so I don't have to see the pain.closequote
- Korn
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openquote I wanna be the one you breathe.closequote
- Seether
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openquote Todays the day, I'm going to fade away.closequote
- Seether
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openquote I look stupid reading stupid text, and sound stupid when I submit one. But stupid I ''ll be once I laugh on thinking about this stupid text.closequote
- Amadu Wurie Jalloh
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openquote The absolute emptiness that exists within unviels the overwhelming reality in the darkness of a broken heartclosequote
- Lost
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openquote I do not pray for success,I ask for faithfulness.closequote
- Mother Teresa
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openquote The goal of every goal is peace.closequote
- T.t. Rangarajan
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openquote "Why do people say 'grow some balls?' balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna get tough, grow a vagina. These things take a pounding."closequote
- Betty White
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openquote Make hey while the sun shinesclosequote
- Kachi
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openquote I mean, lithe life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating... and you finish off as an orgasm. - George Carlinfe is tough.closequote
- Bulla Wala
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openquote You bleed just to know your aliveclosequote
- Goo Goo Dolls
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openquote Life is rough , get a helmett . closequote
- Annie Hinson
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openquote I feel when I bend over backwards for you all you do is laugh cos that ain't good enough you expect me to fold myself in half till I snap.closequote
- Eminem
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