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openquote If time could heal the wounds, I would tear the threads away, that I might bleed somemore.closequote
- Lyrics From Song Titled "the Last Time I Saw Her
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openquote Close your eyes and pucker up. No I'm not going to kiss you, I just wanted you to look like a blind assholeclosequote
- Sleep Talkin Man
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openquote I knew it!!! I'm surrounded by assholesclosequote
- Spaceballs(dark Helmet)
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openquote Sanity is doing the right things at the wrong time, and the wrong things at the right time.closequote
- Ronald Turpin
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openquote Don't kick a fresh turd on a hot dayclosequote
- Harry S. Truman
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openquote "I whispered in her ear:
Fear me dear, for I am Death,
I'll take your hope, your dreams, your love,
till there's nothing left."closequote
- Bring Me The Horizon
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openquote "hey!, clean your but.........!!!" no thanks im good but you can though.....closequote
- Bubble4752
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openquote Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they did'nt make it to your future.closequote
- Once In A Life Time
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openquote I Want To Make My Own Footsteps Not Follow In Yours closequote
- Katie Elmo
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openquote "Hope carries you until the beauty of life brings you home."closequote
- Sherri Slauson-benner
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openquote You only live once but if you do it right once is enough.closequote
- May West
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openquote Hold on, little girl. The end is soon to come.closequote
- Evanescence, Sick
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openquote The "BIG Lie" is the weapon of choice for a dissimulating politician.closequote
- Alex F Wysocki--the Conservative Caucus Of Delawar
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openquote Your time is limited.So do not waste it living someone elses life.closequote
- Steve Jobs
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openquote People in glass house`s shudnt throw orgys !!!!closequote
- Mcmadness
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openquote "There are no flowers, no not this time,
There'll be no angels gracing the lines,
Just these stark words, I find.
I'd show a smile, but i'm too weak,
I'd share with you could I only speak,
Just how much this, hurts me."
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- Afi
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openquote If u do good the world praises and if u do ba then the world praises doubleclosequote
- St Robert
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openquote Do not pity the dead Harry, pity the living and above all, those who live without loveclosequote
- - Albus Dumbledore
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openquote Just like a shark I will tear you apart, You won't even know what you did
I'll try to spare you the pain of my jaws, But it's just in my nature to rip and to shred...closequote
- Vermillion Lies, Shark Serenade
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openquote Deep in my dark, And down in my cold
WIth nothing to feel, And nothing to hold
If you hold me here, I'll just disappear
Won't I? Won't I?...closequote
- Vermillion Lies, Shark Serenade
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