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openquote If you're minds made up,wait for someone to undo it.closequote
- Artemio Allegretti
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openquote Ionce knew a man with a ten inch head,two more inches it would be a foot but he didn't use it as a rule.closequote
- Carl Olsen
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openquote It isn't the coughing that gets you so often,it's the coffin they carry you off in.closequote
- Carl Olsen
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openquote "Every night of my life
I watch angels fall from the sky
Every time that the sun still sets
I pray they don't take mine" closequote
- Shinedown, Diamons Eyes
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openquote "Every night of my life
I watch angels fall from the sky
Every time that the sun still sets
I pray they don't take mine" closequote
- Shinedown, Diamons Eyes
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openquote I'll never Marry! Baby, I'm just soggy from the chemo.closequote
- My Chemical Romance-cancer
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openquote I want to burn myself, i want to cut my skin just so i feel something.closequote
- Anew Revolution
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openquote A world without chocolate? I don't even want to go there!closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote If you're up for anything, be prepared to have to live it down.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...closequote
- Stephenie Meyer
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openquote Son: mom can I go out? Mom: why do ask questions you already know the answer to.closequote
- Parent
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openquote People who procrastinate always have something to look forward to.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote Laughter is contagious....expose yourself to it regularly.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote A girl called reanna always is called a shelley.closequote
- Reannabanna
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openquote Whenever anything goes wrong, blame your ancestors. They started it!closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote Don't take yourself too seriously...no one else does.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote Time waits for no one....except the watch repairman.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote Why does a woman always tell you to watch her purse when it doesn't do anything?closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote By the time you get life figured out, there isn't much of it left.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote Sometimes it is better to enjoy the shade than to bask in the sunlight.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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