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openquote If you like cheese, eat it.closequote
- -shania Lovely
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openquote 98% of people will die in their lifetimeclosequote
- Ricky Bobby
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openquote 12 and preganat with my 1st child...i dont know how to tell my parents. my mother had cancer and my father is always too busy to care. while shes sick and hes gone i have no one to turn to so i call over my 22 year old bf seeking for attention from someone...no protection just us doing what we do...last month i found out that i had an sti...life cant get any worse for me...!




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- Tdc Creations
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openquote Everyday i wake up with my father on top of me...i thought he was supposed to love his daughter...i never knew love was supposed to feel like this...my mother is dead my sisters are all grown up...nobody knows the pain i go through on a daily basis...tomorrow i will turn 13...i think im pregnant...i dont know who to tell because if i tell my teachers they will take me away from him...mann my first child by my own father...never knew life was gonna b this way for me closequote
- Tdc Creations
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openquote Im a new born baby in the womb...my mother doesnt want anything to do with me so she decides to have me killed...the doctors take out all of my body parts one by one...finally im dead.! i thought all mothers was supposed to love their unborn child...closequote
- Tdc Creations
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openquote "Solutions are not the answer."closequote
- Richard Nixon- Former President
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openquote The things you say the things you do are so stupid i got to go poopclosequote
- Leelee
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openquote The things you say the things you do are so stupid i got to go poopclosequote
- Leelee
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openquote I seriously hope you guys don't do this.closequote
- George Costanza
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openquote Life is full of difficulties, meet them and treat them, face them and defeat them.closequote
- Anonymus
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openquote Asbest macht mich unglaublich geilclosequote
- Bili
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openquote Ich sage ihnen Herr Lustig, jetzt kommen sie ehrlichclosequote
- Hermann Paschulke
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openquote Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the bestclosequote
- Frank Zappa
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openquote Fick mich und nenn mich Sallyclosequote
- Du
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openquote War, war never changes.closequote
- Frank Zappa
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openquote Livin' an' dyin'closequote
- Phil Lynott
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openquote Fick mich du miserabler Hurensohn!closequote
- Frank Zappa
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openquote I still press your letters to my lips.
And cherish them in parts of me,
Then savor every kiss.closequote
- Slipknot - Snuff
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openquote It takes only 1 man to kill 1 man
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- Alex Phillips
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openquote Emptiness is filling me to the point of agonyclosequote
- Metallica Fade To Black
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