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openquote Sometimes i pretend to be normal,but i guess i'm abnormal...closequote
- Edmar Hortelano
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openquote Perception is nine tenths of reality.closequote
- Gina Raymond Setzer
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openquote An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in herclosequote
- Agatha Christie
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openquote An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in herclosequote
- Agatha Christie
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openquote I Hate Myself And I Want To Dieclosequote
- Kurt Cobain
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openquote I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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- Stephen Wright
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openquote NATURE IS GOD’S SOCIAL NETWORKclosequote
- Jim Hargadon
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openquote I've got a story here to tell you
Best you listen or grow cold
Cause if you choose the path I've chosen
Chances are you won't grow old,
Won't grow oldclosequote
- The Amity Affliction
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openquote Try a thing you haven’t done three times. The first time, you get over the fear of doing it. The second, you learn how to do it. And a third time, to figure out whether you like it or notclosequote
- Taurus~a
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openquote Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them more.closequote
- Taurus~a
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openquote Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.closequote
- Taurus~a
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openquote Better to sing for yourself and have no public, than to sing for the public and have no self.closequote
- Taurus~a
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openquote I'm just gonna tell you the truth....You're only alive because it's illegal to kill you.closequote
- Taurus~a
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openquote Darkness is her only friend, and he's back again. Makes her body older than it really is. And she says it's high time she went away - no one's got much to say, in this town. closequote
- James Blunt - Carry You Home
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openquote As strong as you are, tender you go. I'm watching you breathing for the last time. closequote
- James Blunt - Carry You Home
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openquote As strong as you are, tender you go. I'm watching you breathing for the last time. closequote
- James Blunt - Carry You Home
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openquote Darkness is her only friend, and he's back again. Makes her body older than it really is. And she says it's high time she went away - no one's got much to say, in this town. closequote
- James Blunt - Carry You Home
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openquote Pants, Shirt, you can take it off
Panties, Bra, you can take em' off
Red Bottom Heels, you can take em' off
Wait, wait, i like my women tallclosequote
- Chris Brown
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openquote Why is it called a driveway if you park in itclosequote
- Meir Mittel
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openquote A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.closequote
- Clifton Paul Fadiman
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