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openquote "Why do people say 'grow some balls?' balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna get tough, grow a vagina. These things take a pounding."closequote
- Betty White
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openquote Make hey while the sun shinesclosequote
- Kachi
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openquote I mean, lithe life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating... and you finish off as an orgasm. - George Carlinfe is tough.closequote
- Bulla Wala
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openquote You bleed just to know your aliveclosequote
- Goo Goo Dolls
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openquote Life is rough , get a helmett . closequote
- Annie Hinson
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openquote I feel when I bend over backwards for you all you do is laugh cos that ain't good enough you expect me to fold myself in half till I snap.closequote
- Eminem
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openquote A pig painted gold is still a pigclosequote
- Matt Cauthon
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openquote We fight even though we know can't win, because we know it's better than giving upclosequote
- Buffy
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openquote God Exsit ........Beer is the proof of thatclosequote
- Sharabi
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openquote Can't you see that this is life,
and life is killing me?
Can't you see that this is death,
and death is saving me? My evil smile,
it's the one that you'll hold onto,
when I am not so kind to you.closequote
- Evans Blue
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openquote Generations go on end. Born to kill but to defendclosequote
- Anailse
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openquote She's a lover baby and a fighter, should've seen it coming when it got a little brighter. With a name like dani california, day was gonna come when i was gonna mourn ya.closequote
- Red Hot Chili Peppers
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openquote One way to be happy.Be professionally relational or relationally professionalclosequote
- Navinchandra
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openquote When I turn the lights out,
when I close my eyes,
Reality overcomes me,
Im living a lieclosequote
- Avril Lavigne, Together
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openquote Itz like i have it all but i dont have to worry married to the money a true love story nd only god can judge me i dont need a jury closequote
- Lil Wayne-nightmare From The Bottom
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openquote If a girl hasnt had her period shes to young for you bro.closequote
- Pauly D
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openquote 9 out of 10 guys like women. The 10th guy likes the 9 guysclosequote
- Anon
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openquote Lady Astor: "Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!" Winston Churchill: "Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober." Lady Astor: Sir, if i was married to you i'd pubt poison in your drink. Churchill: Mam, if i was married to you, I'd drink it. closequote
- W. Churchill.
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openquote Don't believe in taking right decisions but I take decisions and make them rightclosequote
- Trendsetters
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-09-21 02:58:21 by Huma Shaikh

openquote Determine that things can and shall be done and you shall find the wayclosequote
- Abarahm Linchon
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