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openquote Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it but only you get that nice warm wet sensationclosequote
- Homer Simpson
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openquote The longer we have lived the closer we are to sitting at deaths table closequote
- Keaton Mcneill
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openquote As I see our love drift away I try to live another day. Alone, torn and soon to goneclosequote
- Keaton Mcneill
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openquote Give us this day our daily dose of faux affliction
Forgive our sins
Forged at the pulpit with forked tongues selling faux sermons.
'Cause I am a new wave gospel sharp, and you'll be thy witness
So gentlemen, if you're gonna preach, for God sakes preach with convictionclosequote
- Panic! At The Disco.
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openquote Life is fool of suprises, get one for your girl friend's birth day.closequote
- Monde Ndamase
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openquote If i die tomorrow, as the minutes fade away, i can't remember, have i said all i can say? have i said all i can say? you're my everything, you make me feel so alive, if i die tomorrowclosequote
- Moltey Crue - If I Die Tomorrow
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openquote Tell me ya love me, come back and haunt me oh and I rush back to the start...closequote
- Coldplay-the Scientist
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openquote I was just guessing, at numbers and figures, pulling your puzzles apart, questions of science, science and progress do not speak as loud as my heart.closequote
- Coldplay-the Scientist
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openquote Come up to meet ya, tell ya I'm sorry ya don't know how lovely you are...closequote
- Coldplay-the Scientist
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openquote Common sense is not a gift. It is a punishment for you so you have to deal with everyone else that doesn't have it!!closequote
- Sumit.r.chaubal
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openquote The man of the surroundings is the real educated manclosequote
- Albert Einstein
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openquote The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it..closequote
- K. Jani..
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openquote How can you live with life,love,laughter or a dream?It just clauses you to trip, fall and cry.closequote
- Shania Sharp
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openquote Everyone seems to love you when you're six feet in the ground.closequote
- John Lennon
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openquote Love is like a fire.
It starts small.
It burns bright.
And then it dies out...closequote
- Monica Thomas
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openquote I lost all faith in my God, and his religion too. i told the angels they could sing their song to someone new.closequote
- Bon Jovi-something To Believe In
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openquote Maybe misery is what I need to keep my sanity.closequote
- Quietdrive- Maybe Misery
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openquote We only said good-bye with words
I died a hundred times
You go back to her
And I go back to black.closequote
- Amy Winehouse (back To Black)
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openquote Goodbye my almost lover
Goodbye my hopeless dream
I'm trying not to think about you
Can't you just let me be?
So long my luckless romance
My back is turned on you
Should've known you'd bring me heartache
Almost lovers always do.closequote
- A Fine Frenzy (almost Lover)
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openquote This is how it works: You're young until you're not. You love until you don't. You try until you can't. You laugh until you cry. You cry until you laugh. And everyone must breathe until their dying breath." closequote
- Regina Spektor (on The Radio)
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