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openquote Life is crazy...and everyone still wants to fit in.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote When you hate yourself nothing good ever comes out!closequote
- Megan Yoder And Sari Purkiss
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openquote Life is like water, u need to hold it very carefully or everything is washed away.closequote
- Gaurav.e.s
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openquote Love is the most wonderful thing until it happens to your daughter !closequote
- William Shakespeare
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openquote People says that today after tommorrow but friend of mine says that tommorrow before today, i am quite confused.closequote
- Tsephel
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openquote Constant refutation of myself, a victim of Catch 22closequote
- Green Day- Walking Contradiction
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openquote If you fail to succeed, you succeed to fail.closequote
- Denis Williams
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openquote If Ajax cant take it off---you need a doctorclosequote
- T-mac
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openquote The sun shines on everyone but makes you stand out.closequote
- Emma Moller
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openquote Like medicine....if you take criticism with a smile, it just goes down better.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote Life is like a slide.....so much fun that we get back up tomorrow and do it again!closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote Make a mistake once, you're forgiven. Make the same mistake twice...you're forgetful.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote Marry a man who is both funny and rich and you will laugh all of the way to the bank.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote Life is full of fear,so be strong in each step.closequote
- Lonely Yohzaan
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openquote Oh, man! We killed Mr. Burns! Mr. Burns is gonna be so mad!closequote
- Homer
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openquote Whats there left to fight for when there was never anything in the beginning?closequote
- Yeni Owino
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openquote What the F*** does WTF mean??closequote
- Moi
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openquote Kids are your payback for all the crap you did when you were young.closequote
- Sjwp
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openquote Sometimes i walk into a clean house and think wow but other people walk into a messy house and think ew but when theres dirty dishes in the sink that means ifeed my children, theres clean clothes piled a mile high on my couch that means my kids have claen clothes, my bathroom has water all over the floor that means my childre had a bath so next time you walk into a messy house think for once hey they feed, bathe, and keep clean clothes on thier chilbrenclosequote
- Unknown
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openquote If you want to go nowhere follow the crowdclosequote
- Charlie Brown
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