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openquote Bid my blood to run. Before I come undone. Save me from the nothing I become. closequote
- Evanescence-bring Me To Life
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openquote Its over...Its finished...Im dead inside...Im not gonna feel anymore.closequote
- Mortal Love- Excistence
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openquote A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.closequote
- Winston Churchill
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openquote If you fell in love with two people, choose the second. Because if you loved the first, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.closequote
- Johnny Depp
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openquote "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." closequote
- Albert Einstein (on His Invention Of The Lightbulb
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openquote I'm gonna *********closequote
- The Carpenter
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openquote Due to rising energy costs the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off.
- Godclosequote
- Anonymus
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openquote Siss on you, poster.. cause you ain't so mucken fuch! closequote
- James Aaron Cantwell
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openquote My bathroom scales must think it's under oath. It keeps telling me the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote I stopped looking for the monster under my bed when I realized the monster was inside meclosequote
- Saw It On Youtube
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openquote "who do you think you are, Runnin round leaving scars, Collecting your jar of hearts, tearing love apart, you're gunna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul, don't come back for me, don't come back at all "closequote
- Christina Perri
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openquote If you look in the mirror and don't like what you see, you can find out first-hand what it's like to be meclosequote
- My Chemical Romance, The End
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openquote And i've lost who I am And I can't understand Why my heart is so broken Rejecting your love.closequote
- Shattered - Trading Yesterday.
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openquote My father always told me"if you can"t build a robot,become a robot!!!"
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- Homer Simpson
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openquote Sometimes i pretend to be normal,but i guess i'm abnormal...closequote
- Edmar Hortelano
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openquote Perception is nine tenths of reality.closequote
- Gina Raymond Setzer
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openquote An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in herclosequote
- Agatha Christie
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openquote An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in herclosequote
- Agatha Christie
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openquote I Hate Myself And I Want To Dieclosequote
- Kurt Cobain
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openquote I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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- Stephen Wright
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