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openquote We are the people our parents warned us aboutclosequote
- Jimmy Buffett
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2004-08-13 23:52:53 by Tom

openquote I can't even talk the way these people talk, 'Why you ain't,' 'Where you is' ... and I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk,"
"And then I heard the father talk ... Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth.closequote
- Bill Cosby, Black Entertainer
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openquote And everything I've hated...keeping me so Jaded...and everything I thought it would be is nothing like it isclosequote
- Linkin Park
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2004-06-30 10:11:12 by Andrew

openquote Have Americans become so childish that they do not possess the judgment or willpower to control what they put inside their stomachs? In the past, the American people have shown their resistance against the will and influences of figures such as King George III, Adolf Hitler, and Saddam Hussein. But apparently, Americans in this day and age cannot resist the will and influence of Ronald McDonald.closequote
- George Will, 60 Minutes
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openquote If duck tape can't fix it, then don't keep it.closequote
- Rebekah
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openquote Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my Mind the mostclosequote
- Ozzy Osbourne
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2004-05-03 22:15:16 by Alex Scronce

openquote All hard work ever got me was a headache.closequote
- Luke Soules
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openquote Worrying is like a rocking chair: It gives you something to do for a while, but it gets you nowhere.closequote
- Van Wilder
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openquote Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.closequote
- Albert Einstein
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openquote My Favorite Color Is Plaid!!closequote
- Emmy Famoso
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2003-12-26 21:21:39 by Emmy Famous

openquote I don't care , I just want to die pretty Everybody wants to feel like they did when the sky looked good And the world was perfect I don't want to live forever I just want to die a beautiful death closequote
- Everclear, I Want To Die A Bea
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