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openquote I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.closequote
- Douglas Adams
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openquote If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there.closequote
- Lewis Caroll
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openquote Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.closequote
- Johnny Carson
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openquote A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.closequote
- James Kent
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openquote I could stay here in this moment, for all of the rest of timeclosequote
- Aerosmith, Dont Wanna Miss A Thing
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openquote If someone picked up all the lose change on the ground, someone would be rich and have some major back problems.closequote
- Jacob Zulanch
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openquote And so you see I have come to doubt, all that I once held as true. I stand alone without belief. The only truth I know is you.closequote
- Simon & Garfunkle
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openquote I sleep deeply every night in a world that's better than real lifeclosequote
- Amplifier, Motorhead
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openquote Celebrate we will cause life is short but sweet for certain.closequote
- Dave Matthews Band
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openquote Truth be told i've tried my best.. but somewhere along the way, i got caught up in all there was to offer, and the cost was so much more than i could bearclosequote
- Fallen -- Sarah Mclachan
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openquote "If you're not living life on the edge, you're taking up too much space.closequote
- Unknown
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openquote Never worry about the world ending tomorrow because its already tomorrow in Australiaclosequote
- Lizz K.
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openquote You only live once so take hold of the chance don't end up like others the same song and dance. closequote
- Metallica - Kill 'em All
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openquote I'm telling you, just attach a big parachute TO THE PLANE ITSELF! Is anyone listening to me?!closequote
- J. Handey
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openquote We are the people our parents warned us aboutclosequote
- Jimmy Buffett
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openquote I can't even talk the way these people talk, 'Why you ain't,' 'Where you is' ... and I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk,"
"And then I heard the father talk ... Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth.closequote
- Bill Cosby, Black Entertainer
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openquote And everything I've hated...keeping me so Jaded...and everything I thought it would be is nothing like it isclosequote
- Linkin Park
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openquote Have Americans become so childish that they do not possess the judgment or willpower to control what they put inside their stomachs? In the past, the American people have shown their resistance against the will and influences of figures such as King George III, Adolf Hitler, and Saddam Hussein. But apparently, Americans in this day and age cannot resist the will and influence of Ronald McDonald.closequote
- George Will, 60 Minutes
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openquote If duck tape can't fix it, then don't keep it.closequote
- Rebekah
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openquote Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my Mind the mostclosequote
- Ozzy Osbourne
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