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openquote A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.closequote
- Clifton Paul Fadiman
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openquote Life is only precious because it ends.closequote
- Rick Riordon
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openquote Sing me to sleep, sing me to sleep, I don't want to wake up on my own anymore. closequote
- The Smiths/morrissey
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openquote Why can't we all live happily?

because if we did God wouldn't be entertainedclosequote
- Amy Balin
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openquote God fights on the side with the best artillery.closequote
- Napolin
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openquote God fights on the side with the best artillery.closequote
- Napolin
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openquote "Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?"closequote
- Fox News
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openquote You can't kill your self by holding your breathclosequote
- Chuks Obodeh
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openquote They say that a hero can save us I'm not going to stand here and wait closequote
- Nickleback
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openquote With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later...closequote
- Rick Riordan
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openquote Would be true then if my aunt had nuts she would be my uncle??closequote
- Rattler~
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openquote She is yearning for love and affection that she never found at home closequote
- Casting Crowns
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openquote All we are is dust in the windclosequote
- Kansas
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openquote Life is the cake....love is the icing.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote We're like a pair of shoes....one of us pretty much useless without the other.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote I swear I'll never be happy again, and don't you dare say we can just be friends I'm not boy that you can sway.closequote
- A Day To Remember
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openquote I HAVE PROBLEM,THE ONLY PROBLEM I HAVE IS THAT I DONT HAVE PROBLEM.closequote
- Problem
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openquote I HAVE PROBLEM,THE ONLY PROBLEM I HAVE IS THAT I DONT HAVE PROBLEM.closequote
- Badegi.
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openquote You turn me off at the push of a button, and you pretend that I don't mean nothing... I'm not a saint that's easy to tell but guess what honey you aren't no angel. You like to scream use words as a weapon, well go ahead take your best shot woman; I wanna leave you its easy to see, but guess what honey its not that easy.closequote
- Bullet For My Valentine
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openquote And Shepherds we shall be

For thee, my Lord, for thee.

Power hath descended forth from Thy hand

Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.closequote
- The Boondock Saints Prayer
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