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openquote "I believe that two people are connected at the heart and it doesn't matter what you do, or who you are or where you live; there are no boundaries or barriers if two people are destined to be together"closequote
- Expressjodi.com - Indian Matrimonial Services
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openquote Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? closequote
- Abcd
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openquote The best way to stay healthy is to laugh alot.closequote
- Prakash
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openquote Get busy living or get busy dying. closequote
- Morgan Freeman- The Shawshank Redemption
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openquote I will leave the past behind me hopefully you wont see me crying 'cause your not there to wipe my tears anymoreclosequote
- Sativa Rene Rudy
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openquote A broken friendship that is mended through forgiveness can be even stronger than it once was.closequote
- Stephen Richards
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openquote Statistics are like bikinis... They seem to show a lot, but the real reason they're used is to hide something.closequote
- Rev. Earnest T. Campbell
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openquote If life ain't just a joke, then why are we laughing?
If life ain't just a joke, then why am I dead?closequote
- My Chemical Romance
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openquote Give a man an orange.. He will make a pie, but if you give a man a bag.... He will get through school...closequote
- Connor Ewem
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openquote Necessary for a contemplative life: a cup of understanding, a barrel of love, and an ocean of patience.closequote
- St. Francis De Sales
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openquote Iwl live forever coz a legend never diesclosequote
- S.bwanya
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openquote When u are walking in a road that have no end stop, turn around and ask yourself, why!closequote
- Musa Adanu
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openquote Q: What did the Pakistani say to the llama dealer?
A: Islamabad?closequote
- Anonymous
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openquote I can't breathe without you, but I have to. closequote
- Taylor Swift
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openquote Obama... Stop talking about change and do it. Facebook has made more change than you!closequote
- Dylan Bandt
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openquote Do you understand da words dat are comin' outa my mouf?closequote
- Chris Tucker
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openquote I will look for you... I will find you... And I will kill you...............closequote
- Liam Neeson
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openquote If you strike me down now, I will become more powerful than you can ever imagine.closequote
- Obi-wan Kenobi
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openquote Go to heaven for the climate, Hell for companyclosequote
- Mark Twain
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openquote The easiet way to be happy ,make others happy .closequote
- Baba Ranja
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