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openquote The greatest education in the world is watching the master's at workclosequote
- Michael Jackson
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openquote He couldn't beat eggs with a baseball bat.closequote
- Paul Penklis.
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openquote Why does everyone feel like my enemy,
Don't want any part of depression or
Darkness, I've had enough
sick and tired, bring the sun, or I'm gone,
Or I'm goneclosequote
- Mudvayne
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openquote Life offers us many gift including death.. which is inseparable from us..closequote
- John B Patra
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openquote I wish friends were like moneyso you could hold themup to the light to see which one is real from which is fake. closequote
- Azzy
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openquote I try to no what people think,although i live in there heart but i dont no wat they think aboutclosequote
- Kenny Oluwafemi
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openquote It is easier to denature plutonium than to denature the evil spirit of manclosequote
- Albert Einstein
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openquote "If everyone is thinking alike, then no one is thinking"
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- Benjamin Franklin
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openquote When I said I needed you you said you would always stay. It wasn't me who changed but you and now you've gone away. Don't you see that now you've gone and I'm left here on my own, that I have to follow you and beg you to come home?closequote
- Dusty Springfield, You Don't Have To Say You Love
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openquote A man said to the Buddha, “I want Happiness.”
Buddha said, first remove “I”, that’s ego,
then remove “want”, that’s desire.
See now you are left with only Happiness.
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- Buddha
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openquote Monsters can be decieving. They dont hide under beds. They Hide In your soul.closequote
- Camryn K
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openquote The scars.
The pain.
The words they say.
Use don't understand how much it hurt's,think before you say!
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- Keralouisr
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openquote Don't hang on, nothing lasts forever.closequote
- Kansas
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openquote Milk is for babies. when you grown up you should drink beer.closequote
- Arnold
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openquote Milk is for babies. when you grown up you should drink beer.closequote
- Arnold
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openquote And I've been thinking this could be the end of me. Who is this person in the mirror I see? And I have come so far, thought I was so strong.
The truth is I just fed myself a lie closequote
- Memphis May Fire, Vices
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openquote ''If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: 'President Can't Swim.''closequote
- Lyndon Johnson
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openquote Somethin' sinister to it
Pendulum swinging slower, degenerate moving
Through the city with criminal stealth, welcome to enemy turf
Harder than immigrants work, Golf is stitched into my shirt
Get up off the pavement brush the dirt up off my psycheclosequote
- - Earl Sweatshirt
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openquote I am absolutely convinced that no wealth in the world can help humanity forward, even in the hands of the most devoted worker. The example of great and pure individuals is the only thing that can lead us to noble thoughts and deeds. Money only appeals to selfishness and irresistibly invites abuse. Can anyone imagine Moses, Jesus or Ghandi armed with the money-bags of Carnegie?closequote
- Albert Einstein
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openquote You miss 90 percent of the shots you don't take. closequote
- Wayne Gretzky
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