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Just found out Chuck Norris has bodyguards... AND A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO
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Submitted: 11-21-2015 09:02 by snotty Comments (0)


If Chuck Norris were really a Texas Ranger, there would be no illegal immigration problem.
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Submitted: 12-08-2015 04:52 by val Comments (0)


You can't search for Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris searches for you...
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Submitted: 04-28-2014 19:17 by Potato Comments (0)


Chuck Norris is not signing up for Obama Care, due to him being death proof
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Submitted: 04-04-2014 17:30 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is The Two"""""
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Submitted: 08-28-2011 18:29 Comments (0)


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate."
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Submitted: 08-28-2011 18:28 Comments (0)


Why doesn't Chuck Norris where condoms???? There's no protection from Chuck Norris....
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Submitted: 08-28-2011 18:28 Comments (0)


Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Submitted: 08-28-2011 18:27 Comments (0)


"Breaking News: During the D.C. Earthquake, Chuck Norris was spotted doing push-ups."
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Submitted: 08-24-2011 13:54 Comments (0)


Its not A Good idea to try chewing a Jaw Breaker unless your Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 08-23-2011 19:23 by Keyboard Smasher 5000 Comments (0)


Mr. T & Chuck Norris should run the newly form Tea Party......"I Pity the Fool who disagrees" , "Im Chuck Norris and I approve this message!"
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Submitted: 12-23-2011 15:37 by jitney Comments (0)


Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits
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Submitted: 05-08-2014 14:55 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris killed 2 rocks with 1 bird.
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Submitted: 06-18-2010 00:27 by dictator of the world Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise"
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Submitted: 04-29-2010 17:31 Comments (0)


"Oh c'mon guys. Chuck Norris is just a dumb actor. If he were some sort of superbeing, he'd come to my house and smash my face into my keyboa4egwsdvc8 ohuiblj4g evda zcg 9ob, jlmevda z"
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Submitted: 12-13-2011 08:59 Comments (0)


"When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live."
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Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:55 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris once donated 5 gallons of blood to Red Cross, none of it was his."
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Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:56 by still Carolynn Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris once told Steven Hawkins to sit down, he hasn't gotten up since..."
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Submitted: 12-29-2010 14:14 Comments (0)


"some people wear superman pajamas, superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas."
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Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:55 by all by Carolynn Comments (0)


Chuck Norris Can answer a Missed Call
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Submitted: 02-28-2011 11:44 Comments (0)


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