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Chilling with Chuck Norris for the evening!
Wondering how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris
Wondering what Chuck Norris would do
Consulting Chuck Norris
"Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake, after three days of excruciating pain the rattlesnake died!"
Chuck Norris created swine flu when he sneezed on a pig and it exploded
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull
Says Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
Scored 1000/1000 on SAT only by writing Chuck Norris' name :P
Ever wonder if Chuck Norris name was Charlie Norris...would he still be such a badass?
Chuck Norris knows where Scooby Doo is.
"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris"
"You don't need to follow Chuck Norris on Twitter, he is already following you."
This status has been removed by Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can read lady gage's poker face
Taught Chuck Norris everything he knows.
There was never a giraffe until Chuck Norris upper-cutted a zebra
Chuck Norris stole your lucky charms.
"I don't play rock, paper, scissors, I play rock, paper, Chuck Norris, I win every time"
"Google ""Where is Chuck Norris"" and click ""I'm feeling lucky""...You're welcome."