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Chuck Norris Saying #...171 (beta)

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate."
<--Rate | Submitted: 08-28-2011 18:28
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