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Chilling with Chuck Norris for the evening!
Submitted: 08-03-2008 00:12 Comments (2)
Wondering how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris
Wondering what Chuck Norris would do
Consulting Chuck Norris
Submitted: 07-08-2009 10:34 Comments (0)
"Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake, after three days of excruciating pain the rattlesnake died!"
Submitted: 08-26-2009 07:28 Comments (0)
Chuck Norris created swine flu when he sneezed on a pig and it exploded
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull
Submitted: 09-05-2009 10:49 Comments (0)
Says Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
Scored 1000/1000 on SAT only by writing Chuck Norris' name :P
Submitted: 10-14-2009 04:23 Comments (0)
Ever wonder if Chuck Norris name was Charlie Norris...would he still be such a badass?
Submitted: 10-14-2009 13:48 Comments (1)
Chuck Norris knows where Scooby Doo is.
"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris"
Submitted: 10-16-2009 09:35 Comments (0)
"You don't need to follow Chuck Norris on Twitter, he is already following you."
Submitted: 10-16-2009 12:36 Comments (0)
This status has been removed by Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can read lady gage's poker face
Submitted: 12-01-2009 15:39 Comments (2)
Taught Chuck Norris everything he knows.
There was never a giraffe until Chuck Norris upper-cutted a zebra
Chuck Norris stole your lucky charms.
Submitted: 03-17-2010 10:07 Comments (0)
"I don't play rock, paper, scissors, I play rock, paper, Chuck Norris, I win every time"
"Google ""Where is Chuck Norris"" and click ""I'm feeling lucky""...You're welcome."