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Chilling with Chuck Norris for the evening!
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Submitted: 08-03-2008 00:12 Comments (2)


Wondering how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 08-08-2008 00:22 by Talon Comments (0)


Wondering what Chuck Norris would do
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Submitted: 03-09-2009 15:10 by Fancypants Comments (0)


Consulting Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 07-08-2009 10:34 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake, after three days of excruciating pain the rattlesnake died!"
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Submitted: 08-26-2009 07:28 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris created swine flu when he sneezed on a pig and it exploded
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Submitted: 08-26-2009 14:31 by Green Lantern Comments (0)


Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull
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Submitted: 09-05-2009 10:49 Comments (0)


Says Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
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Submitted: 09-12-2009 17:22 by Molly Comments (0)


Scored 1000/1000 on SAT only by writing Chuck Norris' name :P
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Submitted: 10-14-2009 04:23 Comments (0)


Ever wonder if Chuck Norris name was Charlie Norris...would he still be such a badass?
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Submitted: 10-14-2009 13:48 Comments (1)


Chuck Norris knows where Scooby Doo is.
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Submitted: 10-16-2009 01:36 by @bigger23 Comments (0)


"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris"
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Submitted: 10-16-2009 09:35 Comments (0)


"You don't need to follow Chuck Norris on Twitter, he is already following you."
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Submitted: 10-16-2009 12:36 Comments (0)


This status has been removed by Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 11-12-2009 21:37 by @CGRIN2049 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris can read lady gage's poker face
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Submitted: 12-01-2009 15:39 Comments (2)


Taught Chuck Norris everything he knows.
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Submitted: 12-03-2009 11:30 by TT Comments (0)


There was never a giraffe until Chuck Norris upper-cutted a zebra
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Submitted: 12-30-2009 17:23 by bob@bob.com Comments (0)


Chuck Norris stole your lucky charms.
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Submitted: 03-17-2010 10:07 Comments (0)


"I don't play rock, paper, scissors, I play rock, paper, Chuck Norris, I win every time"
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Submitted: 03-29-2010 14:55 by Arthur Comments (0)


"Google ""Where is Chuck Norris"" and click ""I'm feeling lucky""...You're welcome."
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Submitted: 04-08-2010 16:16 by Brades Comments (2)



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