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Aliens exist. They are just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they invade.
Chuck Norris punched Tay Zonday in the neck !
Chuck Norris can convince Charlie Sheen that he is losing...
"If Chuck Norris ever got caught speeding, HE'D let the cop off with a warning"
"If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris's Twitter feed: Yes the rumors are true, it was me that killed Bin Laden. With my famous roundhouse kick."""""
Just heard that it was Chuck Norris that killed Bin Laden...with a straw and a spit ball
BREAKING NEWS: Chuck Norris returns from trip to Afghanistan. Coincidence? I think not
"X Chuck Norris's Twitter feed: Yes the rumors are true, it was me that killed Bin Laden. With a straw and a spit ball."" """
"The CIA just announced the team sent to kill Osama Bin Laden was made up of Vin Diesel, Rambo, Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer, Arnold Schwarzenegger & Robocop."
"Dear Osama Bin Laden, I was never retired, I was in a 23 year covert operation, sincerely Chuck Norris"
"I believe, Osama is killed by Chuck Norris, with his roundhouse kick, the following up wind............"
Chuck Norris found bin laden on 9-11-01 and let him go
"in all other news, Chuck Norris has returned from his vacation in Pakistan...."
Did you hear that mark (No Suggestions) is dead? apparently Chuck Norris poked him
Bin Ladin died because Chuck Norris poked him on Facebook...
Chuck Norris came from future to protect Terminator
If Chuck Norris went to... ARGH F*CK Chuck Norris!!!
Chuck Norris said everything is going to be okay.
Good News!! Rapture cancelled by Chuck Norris. Enjoy the Weekend!!