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Chuck Norris is the coolest GINGER
"Personally I give credit where its due.. 2 words, Chuck Norris!"
Cant believe it!!! Not one single Chuck Norris-rapture comment!!!
We need Chuck Norris to control Gasoline Prices .. Kick that booteh dude !!
Chuck Norris once flushed a condom.. later the ninja turtles were born.
"To the person who said Chuck Norris once flushed a condom.. later the ninja turtles were born,"" Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom because there is no protection from Chuck Norris...Duh..."""
"Chuck Norris doesn't go to hell, Hell goes to Chuck Norris!!!"
ERA is Chuck Norris approved...it shows stain no mercy
"Last night a Centipede attempted to kill me in the shower! But with my quick Ninja-like reflexes, I Chuck Norrised his ass with the shower head......"
Got milk? ..Chuck Norris does
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate the 4th of July. The 4th of July celebrates Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can block a punch with his face
"If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch."
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language...
Just tired too Google Chuck Norris real name...And Google told me too stop looking for trouble...
Enough of the Chuck Norris crap already!
"Chuck Norris once scared the fur off an ewok. We now know that ewok as Snookie""."""
Chuck Norris Is A Strict Parent. This One Time His Daughter Amy Said No To Rehab. He Didn't Give Her A Chamce To Say No Again.
Chuck Norris's sperm is so tough that women have to chew it before they can swallow it.
Its not A Good idea to try chewing a Jaw Breaker unless your Chuck Norris.