Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands and came back and they were just called The Islands

Submitted: 10-16-2010 15:57 by hi...wazzup Comments (0)

"and on the first day, Chuck Norris made god"

Submitted: 10-15-2010 14:21 Comments (0)

The best part of waking up IS NOT Folgers in your cup. It is knowing that Chuck Norris did not kill you in your sleep.

Submitted: 10-05-2010 20:51 Comments (0)

This message was round house kicked by Chuck Norris

Submitted: 09-01-2010 10:07 Comments (0)

Trying to figure out what move Chuck Norris used to take over gods position

Submitted: 08-18-2010 09:04 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

When Chuck Norris holds the iPhone 4 the signal increases

Submitted: 08-10-2010 02:10 Comments (0)

Not saying that Adam Lambert is over the top however he makes Freddie Mercury look like Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 08-01-2010 22:33 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

Chuck Norris couldn't even handle this heat!!

Submitted: 07-07-2010 16:37 by sloney | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate the 4th of July. The 4th of July celebrates Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 07-03-2010 14:41 by Joser Comments (0)

Says lady gaga is Chuck Norris...

Submitted: 06-29-2010 06:42 by pz | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

Just finished writing a dramatic screenplay starring Chuck Norris

Submitted: 06-20-2010 21:11 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook you die!

Submitted: 06-19-2010 00:03 by BEGO Comments (0)

Chuck Norris killed 2 rocks with 1 bird.

Submitted: 06-18-2010 00:27 by dictator of the world Comments (0)

They still haven't fixed that oil leak?! Has anyone even slightly considered calling Chuck Norris for this?

Submitted: 06-04-2010 11:12 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

"While efforts to stop the Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico and attempts to stop the 150,000 acre fire in Canada fail, along with the massive sink hole in Guatemala, one cant help but think, where is Chuck Norris when you need him"

Submitted: 06-02-2010 22:11 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

Wondering why Chuck Norris has not fixed the oil leak...

Submitted: 06-02-2010 14:57 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

Mowing Chuck Norris's lawn...

Submitted: 05-05-2010 04:05 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris's sister lost her virginity, Chuck found it an put it back.."

Submitted: 04-30-2010 12:08 by Hazim Rihani Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise"

Submitted: 04-29-2010 17:31 Comments (0)

Kids check under their bed for monsters. Monsters check under their bed for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris checks under his bed for ME!!!

Submitted: 04-15-2010 05:03 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)