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Not saying that Adam Lambert is over the top however he makes Freddie Mercury look like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris couldn't even handle this heat!!
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate the 4th of July. The 4th of July celebrates Chuck Norris.
Says lady gaga is Chuck Norris...
Just finished writing a dramatic screenplay starring Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook you die!
Chuck Norris killed 2 rocks with 1 bird.
They still haven't fixed that oil leak?! Has anyone even slightly considered calling Chuck Norris for this?
"While efforts to stop the Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico and attempts to stop the 150,000 acre fire in Canada fail, along with the massive sink hole in Guatemala, one cant help but think, where is Chuck Norris when you need him"
Wondering why Chuck Norris has not fixed the oil leak...
Mowing Chuck Norris's lawn...
"Chuck Norris's sister lost her virginity, Chuck found it an put it back.."
"Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise"
Kids check under their bed for monsters. Monsters check under their bed for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris checks under his bed for ME!!!
"Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience"""""
"Google ""Where is Chuck Norris"" and click ""I'm feeling lucky""...You're welcome."
"I don't play rock, paper, scissors, I play rock, paper, Chuck Norris, I win every time"
Chuck Norris stole your lucky charms.
Corey Haim was sacrificed so that Chuck Norris could live another year. Happy 70th birthday Chuck Norris=D RIP Corey Haim!!
There was never a giraffe until Chuck Norris upper-cutted a zebra