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If at first you don't succeed... you're not Chuck Norris
How the hell did Chuck Norris become so important?
"...so, looking toward 2012, maybe we could use another Reagan. Hmm. Conservative B-Movie actor... I've got it!! Chuck Norris FOR PRESIDENT"
"I don't know where all these Chuck Norris jokes started from but they have to be the stupidest things I have ever read. They are not funny, they make no sense, and you are an idiot if you think they are funny."
Thinks Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together. What do you know about Chuck?
The movie Anaconda was shot it Chuck Norris's underwear...
"Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris deflected all three bullets with his beard. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement."
"Chuck Norris can rip your head off and throw it completely around the world before you die. Which is pretty cool because you're like Wheeee! I'm a satellite!"". But then you die. Unless Chuck puts your head back on."""
Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands and came back and they were just called The Islands
"and on the first day, Chuck Norris made god"
The best part of waking up IS NOT Folgers in your cup. It is knowing that Chuck Norris did not kill you in your sleep.
This message was round house kicked by Chuck Norris
Trying to figure out what move Chuck Norris used to take over gods position
When Chuck Norris holds the iPhone 4 the signal increases
Not saying that Adam Lambert is over the top however he makes Freddie Mercury look like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris couldn't even handle this heat!!
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate the 4th of July. The 4th of July celebrates Chuck Norris.
Says lady gaga is Chuck Norris...
Just finished writing a dramatic screenplay starring Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook you die!