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Chuck Norris Saying #...48 (beta)

"Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris deflected all three bullets with his beard. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement."
<--Rate | Submitted: 10-22-2010 14:29 by Michael
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