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When Chuck Norris adds milk to Rice Krispies, there's no Snap Crackle & Pop. They shut the fuck up.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed...
God may walk on water but Chuck Norris cn swim on land
When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up
Chuck Norris has been to Mars, that is why there is no life there
Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns.
DO THIS NOW: Type “find Chuck Norris” into Google and hit “I’m feeling lucky”
Chuck Norris said go to youtube.com/werefamoustrickshots and sub or hes gonna hurt you
FACT_ Chuck Norris was born May 6, 1945 and the 'Nazis' surrendered on May 7, 1945.
Jesus may have been able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
This status is Chuck Norris approved.
It's so COLD outside. If my nipples were any harder, even Chuck Norris wouldn't mess with em!!!
Enjoying a liquid lunch with Chuck Norris.
Congratulations Felix Baumgartner! But I heard Chuck Norris jumped from 130,000 feet....without the suit!
I am going to watch the debate with Chuck Norris tonight, I just hope Obama doesn't say anything stupid so Chuck doesn't kick my TV in, Oh but Obama will. . .
BREAKING NEWS: Chuck Norris' ass whooped by Sandy.
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this mans blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a roundhouse kick.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
When asked what type of vehicle he drives, Chuck Norris responded slyly with "Don't you mean what kind of vehicle drives me?"
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.