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"Dear Osama Bin Laden, I was never retired, I was in a 23 year covert operation, sincerely Chuck Norris"
"The CIA just announced the team sent to kill Osama Bin Laden was made up of Vin Diesel, Rambo, Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer, Arnold Schwarzenegger & Robocop."
"X Chuck Norris's Twitter feed: Yes the rumors are true, it was me that killed Bin Laden. With a straw and a spit ball."" """
BREAKING NEWS: Chuck Norris returns from trip to Afghanistan. Coincidence? I think not
Just heard that it was Chuck Norris that killed Bin Laden...with a straw and a spit ball
"Chuck Norris's Twitter feed: Yes the rumors are true, it was me that killed Bin Laden. With my famous roundhouse kick."""""
"If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris."
"If Chuck Norris ever got caught speeding, HE'D let the cop off with a warning"
Chuck Norris can convince Charlie Sheen that he is losing...
Chuck Norris punched Tay Zonday in the neck !
Aliens exist. They are just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they invade.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can delete Recycle Bin
"My penis is so big, I knocked out Chuck Norris with my erection."
Chuck Norris made Journey stop believing
Today is Chuck Norris's birthday. His birthday cake is topped with sticks of dynamite instead of candles.
"Nazis surrendered to the American army in 1945, Chuck Norris was born 1945...coincidence? I think NOT."
Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died
"Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land."