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Chuck Norris can convince Charlie Sheen that he is losing...
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Submitted: 04-15-2011 20:33 by Jax Comments (0)


Chuck Norris punched Tay Zonday in the neck !
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Submitted: 04-14-2011 21:31 Comments (0)


Aliens exist. They are just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they invade.
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Submitted: 04-12-2011 23:18 by BEGO Comments (0)


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 04-12-2011 19:53 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris can delete Recycle Bin
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Submitted: 04-12-2011 11:17 Comments (0)


"My penis is so big, I knocked out Chuck Norris with my erection."
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Submitted: 04-12-2011 11:17 by Bad Willy Comments (0)


Chuck Norris made Journey stop believing
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Submitted: 04-12-2011 04:11 by Der Lowe Comments (0)


Today is Chuck Norris's birthday. His birthday cake is topped with sticks of dynamite instead of candles.
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Submitted: 04-10-2011 18:10 by punkie Comments (0)


"Nazis surrendered to the American army in 1945, Chuck Norris was born 1945...coincidence? I think NOT."
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Submitted: 04-10-2011 17:32 by Desttiiny Comments (0)


Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:51 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died
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Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:51 Comments (0)


"Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land."
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Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:50 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris FTW!!
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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
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Chuck Norris broke a vice trying to crack his knuckles.
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Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:49 Comments (0)


"There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives."
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Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:49 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris has already been to Mars,, that's why there are no signs of life."
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Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:49 Comments (0)


Life insurance premiums are based on how far you live from Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:48 by chuck norris Comments (0)


In space Chuck Norris can hear you scream
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Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:48 Comments (0)


Jet Li is the Chinese version of Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 03-31-2011 00:14 by Mike Comments (1)


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