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"Breaking News: During the D.C. Earthquake, Chuck Norris was spotted doing push-ups."
Hey Yanks. Will you tell us all about that time you won Dubbya-Dubbya-Two all on your own or that Chuck Norris could have done something impossible? Because it's been at least a good five minutes since we heard one of those tales.
....... Jason Statham vs. Chuck Norris .... Hmmmm.... I wonder who would kick the others arse?
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
"Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stares at it and dares it to grow."
Why doesn't Chuck Norris where condoms???? There's no protection from Chuck Norris....
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate."
"Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is The Two"""""
"If she haven't met Chuck Norris, she is too young for you bro"
"that Chuck Norris is the only one that can come up with a funny Chuck Norris joke. So nobody else try, Ok?"
"The Cure for HIV/AIDS has bn found.. Its in Chuck Norris' Tears... its just too bad he Never cries.."""
goggling Chuck Norris.
"Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you. "
"yup....a young Chuck Norris is what I also sometimes thought I'd be too, where I'd KICK people for a living!"
"When Chuck Norris reaches 70 years old, he will just prestige and start his life all over again."
"Chuck Norris: born on May 6, 1945. Hitler: captured on May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not!"
"When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone , he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris . "
"they once made a toilet paper after Chuck Norris, but it wouldn't take any shit from anyone"
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook you can feel it