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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate the 4th of July. The 4th of July celebrates Chuck Norris.
Got milk? ..Chuck Norris does
"Last night a Centipede attempted to kill me in the shower! But with my quick Ninja-like reflexes, I Chuck Norrised his ass with the shower head......"
ERA is Chuck Norris approved...it shows stain no mercy
"Chuck Norris doesn't go to hell, Hell goes to Chuck Norris!!!"
"To the person who said Chuck Norris once flushed a condom.. later the ninja turtles were born,"" Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom because there is no protection from Chuck Norris...Duh..."""
Chuck Norris once flushed a condom.. later the ninja turtles were born.
We need Chuck Norris to control Gasoline Prices .. Kick that booteh dude !!
Cant believe it!!! Not one single Chuck Norris-rapture comment!!!
"Personally I give credit where its due.. 2 words, Chuck Norris!"
Chuck Norris is the coolest GINGER
Good News!! Rapture cancelled by Chuck Norris. Enjoy the Weekend!!
Chuck Norris said everything is going to be okay.
If Chuck Norris went to... ARGH F*CK Chuck Norris!!!
Chuck Norris came from future to protect Terminator
Bin Ladin died because Chuck Norris poked him on Facebook...
Did you hear that mark (No Suggestions) is dead? apparently Chuck Norris poked him
"in all other news, Chuck Norris has returned from his vacation in Pakistan...."
Chuck Norris found bin laden on 9-11-01 and let him go
"I believe, Osama is killed by Chuck Norris, with his roundhouse kick, the following up wind............"