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Chuck Norris came from future to protect Terminator
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Submitted: 05-11-2011 06:24 Comments (0)


Bin Ladin died because Chuck Norris poked him on Facebook...
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Submitted: 05-10-2011 16:05 Comments (0)


Did you hear that mark (No Suggestions) is dead? apparently Chuck Norris poked him
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Submitted: 05-10-2011 15:19 Comments (0)


"in all other news, Chuck Norris has returned from his vacation in Pakistan...."
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Submitted: 05-02-2011 13:47 by Borat Comments (0)


Chuck Norris found bin laden on 9-11-01 and let him go
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Submitted: 05-02-2011 09:48 by JFraze Comments (0)


"I believe, Osama is killed by Chuck Norris, with his roundhouse kick, the following up wind............"
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Submitted: 05-02-2011 04:49 by kishen alex raj Comments (0)


"Dear Osama Bin Laden, I was never retired, I was in a 23 year covert operation, sincerely Chuck Norris"
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Submitted: 05-02-2011 04:09 by BRian Comments (0)


"The CIA just announced the team sent to kill Osama Bin Laden was made up of Vin Diesel, Rambo, Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer, Arnold Schwarzenegger & Robocop."
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Submitted: 05-02-2011 04:02 Comments (0)


"X Chuck Norris's Twitter feed: Yes the rumors are true, it was me that killed Bin Laden. With a straw and a spit ball."" """
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Submitted: 05-02-2011 02:18 by Bear Comments (0)


BREAKING NEWS: Chuck Norris returns from trip to Afghanistan. Coincidence? I think not
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Submitted: 05-02-2011 00:26 by Bear Comments (0)


Just heard that it was Chuck Norris that killed Bin Laden...with a straw and a spit ball
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Submitted: 05-02-2011 00:18 by Hot Tea Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris's Twitter feed: Yes the rumors are true, it was me that killed Bin Laden. With my famous roundhouse kick."""""
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Submitted: 05-02-2011 00:07 by Walker T. Ranger Comments (0)


"If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris."
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Submitted: 04-25-2011 17:52 by NYCBOII123 Comments (0)


"If Chuck Norris ever got caught speeding, HE'D let the cop off with a warning"
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Submitted: 04-17-2011 23:34 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris can convince Charlie Sheen that he is losing...
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Submitted: 04-15-2011 20:33 by Jax Comments (0)


Chuck Norris punched Tay Zonday in the neck !
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Submitted: 04-14-2011 21:31 Comments (0)


Aliens exist. They are just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they invade.
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Submitted: 04-12-2011 23:18 by BEGO Comments (0)


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 04-12-2011 19:53 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris can delete Recycle Bin
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Submitted: 04-12-2011 11:17 Comments (0)


"My penis is so big, I knocked out Chuck Norris with my erection."
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Submitted: 04-12-2011 11:17 by Bad Willy Comments (0)


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