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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate the 4th of July. The 4th of July celebrates Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 07-04-2011 21:36 by BEGO Comments (0)


Got milk? ..Chuck Norris does
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Submitted: 06-30-2011 02:31 by gee Comments (0)


"Last night a Centipede attempted to kill me in the shower! But with my quick Ninja-like reflexes, I Chuck Norrised his ass with the shower head......"
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Submitted: 06-16-2011 09:44 Comments (0)


ERA is Chuck Norris approved...it shows stain no mercy
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Submitted: 06-14-2011 10:56 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris doesn't go to hell, Hell goes to Chuck Norris!!!"
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Submitted: 06-07-2011 07:39 Comments (0)


"To the person who said Chuck Norris once flushed a condom.. later the ninja turtles were born,"" Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom because there is no protection from Chuck Norris...Duh..."""
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Submitted: 06-01-2011 10:54 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris once flushed a condom.. later the ninja turtles were born.
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Submitted: 05-31-2011 19:39 Comments (0)


We need Chuck Norris to control Gasoline Prices .. Kick that booteh dude !!
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Submitted: 05-30-2011 12:05 Comments (0)


Cant believe it!!! Not one single Chuck Norris-rapture comment!!!
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Submitted: 05-23-2011 17:40 Comments (0)


"Personally I give credit where its due.. 2 words, Chuck Norris!"
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Submitted: 05-21-2011 18:51 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris is the coolest GINGER
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Submitted: 05-21-2011 16:40 by jfraze Comments (0)


Good News!! Rapture cancelled by Chuck Norris. Enjoy the Weekend!!
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Submitted: 05-20-2011 15:54 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris said everything is going to be okay.
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Submitted: 05-20-2011 14:50 Comments (0)


If Chuck Norris went to... ARGH F*CK Chuck Norris!!!
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Submitted: 05-19-2011 05:19 by Anonym Comments (0)


Chuck Norris came from future to protect Terminator
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Submitted: 05-11-2011 06:24 Comments (0)


Bin Ladin died because Chuck Norris poked him on Facebook...
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Submitted: 05-10-2011 16:05 Comments (0)


Did you hear that mark (No Suggestions) is dead? apparently Chuck Norris poked him
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Submitted: 05-10-2011 15:19 Comments (0)


"in all other news, Chuck Norris has returned from his vacation in Pakistan...."
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Submitted: 05-02-2011 13:47 by Borat Comments (0)


Chuck Norris found bin laden on 9-11-01 and let him go
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Submitted: 05-02-2011 09:48 by JFraze Comments (0)


"I believe, Osama is killed by Chuck Norris, with his roundhouse kick, the following up wind............"
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Submitted: 05-02-2011 04:49 by kishen alex raj Comments (0)


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