Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

"X Chuck Norris's Twitter feed: Yes the rumors are true, it was me that killed Bin Laden. With a straw and a spit ball."" """

Submitted: 05-02-2011 02:18 by Bear Comments (0)

Leading hand sanitizers claim to kill %99.99 of germs. Chuck Norris can kill %100 of whatever the *blip* he wants.

Submitted: 11-18-2012 12:37 by PewPew Comments (0)

Chuck Norris's sperm is so tough that women have to chew it before they can swallow it.

Submitted: 08-11-2011 10:02 by BAD GUY Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris's Twitter feed: Yes the rumors are true, it was me that killed Bin Laden. With my famous roundhouse kick."""""

Submitted: 05-02-2011 00:07 by Walker T. Ranger Comments (0)

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

Submitted: 11-09-2012 13:17 Comments (0)

If at first you don't succeed... you're not Chuck Norris

Submitted: 11-14-2010 17:30 by mickeybruce Comments (0)

Fox News Reports: Chuck Norris to apologize for causing Earthquake in Japan after overnight partying for his 71st birthday.

Submitted: 03-11-2011 09:57 Comments (0)

"...so, looking toward 2012, maybe we could use another Reagan. Hmm. Conservative B-Movie actor... I've got it!! Chuck Norris FOR PRESIDENT"

Submitted: 11-06-2010 11:48 by mickeybruce Comments (0)

The boogie man checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris

Submitted: 11-21-2011 20:35 Comments (0)

I no why no one can get close to the sun, its cuz its Chuck Norris', thats it, its his

Submitted: 11-24-2013 18:16 by joe momma Comments (0)

"Happy Birthday Chuck Norris! When Chuck Norris was born, he delivered himself before delivering a roundhouse kick to the doctor."

Submitted: 03-10-2011 22:00 by JQ Comments (0)

Got milk? ..Chuck Norris does

Submitted: 06-30-2011 02:31 by gee Comments (0)

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this mans blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a roundhouse kick.

Submitted: 11-09-2012 12:43 by roflol Comments (0)

Enjoying a liquid lunch with Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 10-12-2012 12:05 Comments (0)

It's so COLD outside. If my nipples were any harder, even Chuck Norris wouldn't mess with em!!!

Submitted: 10-10-2012 05:13 by Sorrel Comments (0)

Chuck Norris tears cure cancer, unfortunately Chuck Norris doesnt cry

Submitted: 05-10-2013 15:08 by honeybadger21 Comments (0)

How many woodchucks would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris would chuck woodchucks?

Submitted: 02-02-2011 02:03 by JaxWylde Comments (0)

Chuck Norris has a G-mail account. It's gmail@chucknorris.com

Submitted: 03-18-2013 12:42 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris said everything is going to be okay.

Submitted: 05-20-2011 14:50 Comments (0)

That bruce lee one really killed off the Chuck Norris jokes

Submitted: 01-08-2012 06:42 Comments (0)