Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

It's so COLD outside. If my nipples were any harder, even Chuck Norris wouldn't mess with em!!!

Submitted: 10-10-2012 05:13 by Sorrel Comments (0)

How many woodchucks would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris would chuck woodchucks?

Submitted: 02-02-2011 02:03 by JaxWylde Comments (0)

Chuck Norris tears cure cancer, unfortunately Chuck Norris doesnt cry

Submitted: 05-10-2013 15:08 by honeybadger21 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris has a G-mail account. It's gmail@chucknorris.com

Submitted: 03-18-2013 12:42 Comments (0)

That bruce lee one really killed off the Chuck Norris jokes

Submitted: 01-08-2012 06:42 Comments (0)

DO THIS NOW: Type “find Chuck Norris” into Google and hit “I’m feeling lucky”

Submitted: 07-27-2012 23:30 by Gee Comments (0)

Chuck Norris can update his facebook status with a typewriter

Submitted: 03-03-2013 01:26 by Incrediblematt Comments (0)

I love Chuck Norris, but he's no Steven Seagal.

Submitted: 12-08-2015 04:49 by val Comments (0)

Chuck Norris said everything is going to be okay.

Submitted: 05-20-2011 14:50 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris does not move to the music. The music moves to Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 08-05-2015 16:12 by Recovering hipster Comments (0)

"that Chuck Norris is the only one that can come up with a funny Chuck Norris joke. So nobody else try, Ok?"

Submitted: 09-12-2011 06:49 Comments (0)

Why did the lights go out at the SuperBowl? Chuck Norris was bored.

Submitted: 02-04-2013 22:13 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.

Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:18 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris doesn't have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:31 Comments (0)

@ChuckDamnNorris: Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.

Submitted: 12-12-2012 23:14 by Surge Comments (0)

Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty

Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:17 Comments (0)

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh&t from anybody.

Submitted: 12-12-2012 08:18 Comments (0)

Leading hand sanitizers claim to kill %99.99 of germs. Chuck Norris can kill %100 of whatever the *blip* he wants.

Submitted: 11-18-2012 12:37 by PewPew Comments (0)

Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about

Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:13 Comments (0)

"I believe, Osama is killed by Chuck Norris, with his roundhouse kick, the following up wind............"

Submitted: 05-02-2011 04:49 by kishen alex raj Comments (0)