Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh&t from anybody.

Submitted: 12-12-2012 08:18 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris doesn't have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:31 Comments (0)

Leading hand sanitizers claim to kill %99.99 of germs. Chuck Norris can kill %100 of whatever the *blip* he wants.

Submitted: 11-18-2012 12:37 by PewPew Comments (0)

Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about

Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:13 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.

Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:18 Comments (0)

I can post a Chuck Norris post it got me 70 plus likes....I think someone is mad they didn't come up with it lol

Submitted: 12-13-2011 15:01 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

Submitted: 11-09-2012 13:17 Comments (0)

"I believe, Osama is killed by Chuck Norris, with his roundhouse kick, the following up wind............"

Submitted: 05-02-2011 04:49 by kishen alex raj Comments (0)

I no why no one can get close to the sun, its cuz its Chuck Norris', thats it, its his

Submitted: 11-24-2013 18:16 by joe momma Comments (0)

"X Chuck Norris's Twitter feed: Yes the rumors are true, it was me that killed Bin Laden. With a straw and a spit ball."" """

Submitted: 05-02-2011 02:18 by Bear Comments (0)

Chuck Norris's sperm is so tough that women have to chew it before they can swallow it.

Submitted: 08-11-2011 10:02 by BAD GUY Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris's Twitter feed: Yes the rumors are true, it was me that killed Bin Laden. With my famous roundhouse kick."""""

Submitted: 05-02-2011 00:07 by Walker T. Ranger Comments (0)

If at first you don't succeed... you're not Chuck Norris

Submitted: 11-14-2010 17:30 by mickeybruce Comments (0)

"...so, looking toward 2012, maybe we could use another Reagan. Hmm. Conservative B-Movie actor... I've got it!! Chuck Norris FOR PRESIDENT"

Submitted: 11-06-2010 11:48 by mickeybruce Comments (0)

Fox News Reports: Chuck Norris to apologize for causing Earthquake in Japan after overnight partying for his 71st birthday.

Submitted: 03-11-2011 09:57 Comments (0)

The boogie man checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris

Submitted: 11-21-2011 20:35 Comments (0)

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this mans blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a roundhouse kick.

Submitted: 11-09-2012 12:43 by roflol Comments (0)

"Happy Birthday Chuck Norris! When Chuck Norris was born, he delivered himself before delivering a roundhouse kick to the doctor."

Submitted: 03-10-2011 22:00 by JQ Comments (0)

Got milk? ..Chuck Norris does

Submitted: 06-30-2011 02:31 by gee Comments (0)

Enjoying a liquid lunch with Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 10-12-2012 12:05 Comments (0)